Under the threat of nuclear annihilation, newspapers running op-eds like “We are being governed by unserious people” and “We ought not do this!” and “The danger of our current administration’s thinking.” Real naive “harumph!” energy to the very end from the left.
That’s the one
Does @harvilla.bsky.social choose the thumbnails? 😅
There’s one headline I’m living for and I pray for it every day
Republicans are calling illegal strikes “a painless success” which should be news to dead children and US soldiers and their families
I’ve seen several “we are Charlie Kirk” bumper stickers in my area but, wildly, each time, no one dead is driving!
If you’re the most famously out of shape pedophile on the planet and your two choices are jail and subjugation or destroy world completely how do you think it will go
Don’t “Just a Reminder…” me right now internet.
In potting mix, cereals, cat food, bread, soaps…I don’t know why but the brands with the absolute worst graphic design are usually the best.
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Pam Bondi and Kash Patel have officially closed the Epstein files after receiving permission to do so in a note “Signed, Epstein’s Mother.”
We’ll be right back!
Unhinged even by SotU standards
Listening to this address on the radio and it sounds like a rotting gourd with its teeth falling out
Don’t ever fake the funk on a nasty Ser Dunk
Fred Willard and Jim Piddock in Best in Show
"Another glorious day at Milan Cortina for the Olympic Games! I'm Buck Laughlin, joined by Trevor Beckwith—Trevor have you ever driven a Milan Cortina?"
"...I, I don't think—"
"Great mileage, needs a roomier back seat. Gas grass or 'uh-oh,' nobody rides for free. Trevor Beckwith, your thoughts."
Ok so Swing Kids was about their Brat Summer before Nazi occupation of the government
If you throw your back out moving a friend’s Facebook marketplace couch and you are over 40 you may be entitled to compensation
That monkey must have done something wrong is all I know
They hate to see me shaboom shaboomin their way
“That’s 1 855 My Unsafe Bathroom dot com! 855 My Unsafe Bathroom dot com! 855 My Unsafe Bathroom dot com using code ‘Unsafe’.”
— what FOX News commercials sound like
I could watch Alan Cumming walk into a room in a new little outfit supercut for 100 hours in a row.
Isn’t this the whole plot of the goddamn movie
What are you actually prepared to do once they monkey with free and fair elections this year? Keep on going to work? Keep on paying your taxes?
“Of course you know, this means war…and war is GOOD, Doc!” —when Bugs Bunny is owned by Paramount
Someone tell republicans they aren’t supposed to want to eat the baby in the King Cake even though their dear leader Trump enjoys infant flesh
It’s “Nobody Doesn’t Like Sara Lee” and not “Nobody Does It Like Sara Lee” apparently
So crypto was invented by all the richest pedophiles in the world seeking to create a new form of untraceable currency that only they control is that right?
Celebrating 6 years alcohol free
ME <writing a Cheers Season 2 spec script titled "Sam Enchanted Evening" in my mind>: Huh? Oh! Not guilty your honor
