Eric Haywood (@erichaywood)

11.03.2026 20:33 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the president of the united states just said he found out the country he started a war with had boats sometime after he started that war

11.03.2026 17:55 👍 597 🔁 169 💬 25 📌 6

John Wilkes Booth:

11.03.2026 19:33 👍 22 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0

Tyra Banks: “War, but then make it fashion”

11.03.2026 18:11 👍 20 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1

Hard: call me Ishmael

Easy: sup

11.03.2026 15:50 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0

omw to a national security briefing

11.03.2026 15:47 👍 558 🔁 83 💬 13 📌 2

Voted present on impeachment.

11.03.2026 13:15 👍 171 🔁 31 💬 4 📌 0

Add a healthy dose of "Those brown people don't deserve all that oil anyway" and I think this is spot on

11.03.2026 02:21 👍 18 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

Somebody probably just showed him an episode of Landman

10.03.2026 21:24 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If they feel betrayed now, just wait 'til they end up on the front lines

10.03.2026 21:21 👍 7 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

This is a list of literal Trump supporters

10.03.2026 21:07 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Everybody relax I spent the 90s training for this

10.03.2026 18:46 👍 17 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0

Siri, play “Fortunate Son”

10.03.2026 18:13 👍 11 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

Congrats!

10.03.2026 16:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Well look who's finally been vindicated

10.03.2026 15:06 👍 5 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0

I was honestly thinking about skipping the show and just waiting to hear the winners but now...

10.03.2026 15:00 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

"I LIED • TO YOU" SINNERS LIVE PERFORMANCE SUNDAY MARCH 15 7E| 4P. @ the Oscars

PERFORMED BY MILES CATON RAPHAEL SAADIQ MISTY COPELAND ERIC GALES BUDDY GUY BRITTANY HOWARD CHRISTONE "KINGFISH" INGRAM JAYME LAWSON LI JUN LI BOBBY RUSH SHABOOZEY ALICE SMITH March 15th at the Oscars

Uh am I about to ascend??

10.03.2026 14:50 👍 190 🔁 74 💬 3 📌 66

Wow @thewayoftheid.bsky.social finally called a general strike

10.03.2026 14:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

10.03.2026 13:05 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

This is AI, sorry everyone! This guy didn't make this. The guy he credits in his pinned post ALSO didn't make it. I found the guy who "made" it on instagram and he didn't make it either: a computer did. Oh well!

10.03.2026 03:24 👍 1336 🔁 305 💬 40 📌 27

Me when the sons of Trump voters start getting those draft notices:

10.03.2026 00:29 👍 11 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

Congress abolished itself and the people effectively have no representation while the guy in the White House lurches from one terrible impulse to another.

09.03.2026 22:47 👍 39 🔁 10 💬 0 📌 0

The NBA:

09.03.2026 22:00 👍 8 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

he’s gonna give a speech in front of an AI generated banner that says, “ŃMIMMS1ØN ACĞŒMPLISSHEP”

09.03.2026 20:21 👍 2830 🔁 387 💬 22 📌 9

a grim reaper with a scythe is standing in front of a door . Alt: The Grim Reaper with a scythe standing in front of a door, laughing wildly.

Bluesky's new venture capitalist CEO taking a tour of the corporate offices:

09.03.2026 19:17 👍 9 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

They about to strip the copper out the walls of this place lol

09.03.2026 19:13 👍 73 🔁 12 💬 0 📌 0

Trump speaking after markets close is usually a sign he’ll say something bad for the economy, and the White House communications team doesn’t want a graph with the line going down and blaring red numbers with a minus sign on the screen with him when he does.

09.03.2026 17:52 👍 1588 🔁 415 💬 76 📌 18

LOL he's operating on a whole different level...even his *signature* is art

09.03.2026 17:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Followed by a "Tell us how we did!" email survey 😡

09.03.2026 17:29 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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