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Here Comes Captain Platonic

@broshidos

I am just here to marinate in the vibes and bullshit with friends (18+ because while I love y'all lmao NO) For the purpose of this account you may assume I’m a toad living in a bog with access to the internet via miraculous and unexplainable circumstances

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that one time I drew ClooFooFoo

11.03.2026 05:11 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Tokio wolp 2015

11.03.2026 05:14 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

THE GUY

11.03.2026 12:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Sirius 2016, probably one of my favs

11.03.2026 05:16 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Shame and self-loathing are extremely heavy burdens to carry, and most of the people that carry them are not the people that SHOULD.

So relax. It’s fine. You can print this out and put it on your wall if it helps to have a reminder that someone else said it.

Chilling is a skill. It can be learned

11.03.2026 12:24 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You are a human being. You will fuck up. That is just going to happen. It’s okay.

When you do?

Apologize

Reflect

Accept the consequences

And then don’t do it again (to the very best of your ability)

No need to think you’re an irredeemable monster! Less problems for you AND everyone!

11.03.2026 12:21 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Semi-related but the only thing self-hatred should be used as motivation for is to get over that self-hatred and find peace.

Don’t involve that in literally any other activity or mission. It will not end well.

11.03.2026 12:19 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

FOR REAL

11.03.2026 12:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Does it suck to realize that most of your shame problems are internal and thus must be dealt with internally by correcting old thoughts and reconciling your self-image with who you actually are to other people?

Yeah.

But you know what sucks worse?

Being an asshole.

11.03.2026 11:12 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Man. Nothing happened, I was just thinking about it today, but…

Misogyny is so embarrassing.

You’ve got insecurities and shame so you’re gonna project that out and onto, what, a solid half of the population instead of dealing with it?

Bad pick. You should do something else.

11.03.2026 11:07 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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10.03.2026 21:11 👍 2989 🔁 295 💬 26 📌 10

I am not judging. I’m not.

I get it. I’ve been there.

But also

Solf Jesus Kimblee CHRIST why did you DO THAT??

10.03.2026 17:30 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ah yes. The exercise of maintaining that oh so delicate balance of empathizing with someone’s emotional reality whilst also acknowledging that the decisions they make from that place of being are, truly, stupid as hell.

10.03.2026 17:29 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Life is an unceasing performance review lmao

10.03.2026 16:56 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Me, placing a hand lovingly on the top of my own head, patting gently and whispering: “How’s about we make a different decision next time? Please?”

10.03.2026 16:56 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Goddamn my body is not taking this “didn’t eat breakfast” thing well at ALL

10.03.2026 16:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Uh-oh

10.03.2026 16:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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[News] SAG-AFTRA Issues "Do Not Work" Order for Mega Man: Dual Override
www.rockman-corner.com/2026/03/sag-...

10.03.2026 16:22 👍 342 🔁 178 💬 13 📌 41

Nobody pay attention to how that’s supposed to be “off”

09.03.2026 19:39 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh they pissed of RJ Palmer Pickmon is *fucked*

09.03.2026 19:38 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

With the amount of people who don't wear a wristwatch anymore and just keep track of time on their phone, we've basically brought back pocket watches but made them also give you multiple mental illnesses

08.03.2026 12:17 👍 8 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0
legendary hotmeat89 tumblr reply thread

unbossed: [photo of a bumper sticker that says "my girlfriend's husband fights for your freedom"

eastbayfatman: damn good way to get your fucking windows kicked in

hotmeat89: shut the fuck up and raise my son bootlicker

lowtiermemer: all fun and games until someone with 3 confirmed kills shows up at your door with a baseball bat

hotmeat89: im not at my house tho, im at yours with your wife

penguintron: but he's got shooters all over the world even when he's away

hotmeat89: just shot a load in his wife

hitting-on-cullen: you ungrateful asshole. my bf might be fighting for your freedom and you're here mocking him for keeping your pathetic ass safe from the threats of the world. if a war comes to our country, we're not saving you, you dumbass ungrateful fuckup of a human being.

hotmeat89: your bf is fighting for oil and killing civilians and probably cheating on you he's a scumbag which is why I just fucked his mom to make a better son

thetyrannosaur: [briton riviere's painting, "aggravation" a jester is mocking dogs from atop a wall]

heardbook: the fool taunts the hungry dogs but the dogs have their day and the fool becomes a feast

hotmeat89: your girl boutta be the fest soon as you get deployed boot boy

blm1997: world heritage post

cpineau1973: whoever was the first person to post this is the biggest piece of shit in the world you're an amoral ASSHOLE!!!!

cpineau1973: hotmeat89 you are a disgrace you don't deserve to be called an american! you don't even have the right to call yourself a MAN!

hotmeat89: I don't call myself a man but your wife still calls me to fuck

legendary hotmeat89 tumblr reply thread unbossed: [photo of a bumper sticker that says "my girlfriend's husband fights for your freedom" eastbayfatman: damn good way to get your fucking windows kicked in hotmeat89: shut the fuck up and raise my son bootlicker lowtiermemer: all fun and games until someone with 3 confirmed kills shows up at your door with a baseball bat hotmeat89: im not at my house tho, im at yours with your wife penguintron: but he's got shooters all over the world even when he's away hotmeat89: just shot a load in his wife hitting-on-cullen: you ungrateful asshole. my bf might be fighting for your freedom and you're here mocking him for keeping your pathetic ass safe from the threats of the world. if a war comes to our country, we're not saving you, you dumbass ungrateful fuckup of a human being. hotmeat89: your bf is fighting for oil and killing civilians and probably cheating on you he's a scumbag which is why I just fucked his mom to make a better son thetyrannosaur: [briton riviere's painting, "aggravation" a jester is mocking dogs from atop a wall] heardbook: the fool taunts the hungry dogs but the dogs have their day and the fool becomes a feast hotmeat89: your girl boutta be the fest soon as you get deployed boot boy blm1997: world heritage post cpineau1973: whoever was the first person to post this is the biggest piece of shit in the world you're an amoral ASSHOLE!!!! cpineau1973: hotmeat89 you are a disgrace you don't deserve to be called an american! you don't even have the right to call yourself a MAN! hotmeat89: I don't call myself a man but your wife still calls me to fuck

if there's ever a draft you have to dodge it first and foremost because it is the morally correct thing to do but secondly, hotmeat89 might get your ass.

09.03.2026 12:29 👍 993 🔁 385 💬 15 📌 4
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hey yall i'm opening fanfic commissions!

this month the numbers are doing Weird Things and i need a bit of money... i'd be very thankful if you could share this!

this is my ao3: archiveofourown.org/users/manwho...

you can find selected samples of my works below ⬇️

09.03.2026 17:21 👍 6 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 1
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09.03.2026 10:01 👍 3190 🔁 665 💬 22 📌 75
Some digital painting of bird in polygonal style.

There's a common pigeon, a red kite, a carrion crow, a griffon vulture, two house sparrows and a Eurasian magpie

Some digital painting of bird in polygonal style. There's a common pigeon, a red kite, a carrion crow, a griffon vulture, two house sparrows and a Eurasian magpie

Some local birbs!

Os amo pipis.

#art #bird #birdart

08.03.2026 19:56 👍 63 🔁 29 💬 6 📌 1
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Zero

09.03.2026 06:36 👍 36 🔁 16 💬 0 📌 0

I know it’s just another instance of the vision getting reality-tested as I attempt to realize it, but hrrrrrnnnnggghhhh…

08.03.2026 18:33 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My lines are displeasing me again

08.03.2026 17:57 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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kettle dragon designs (again)

07.03.2026 23:26 👍 729 🔁 315 💬 10 📌 0