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PolkaFluxx

@polkafluxx

Part-cyborg (cochlear implant) gay geek. Legs and socks enthusiast. Partner of @TedTalk420.bsky.social πŸ”žNSFW Under-18s, live your lives but don’t follow mine. Thank you! Lurkers and blank profiles will be blocked.

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I guess this when you should expect a surprise intervention with a semi-circle seating of family, friends and members of the local church.

11.03.2026 01:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The Farmfoods offers for these loo rolls are banging to be fair.

10.03.2026 15:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you see this - post an eye

Really need to get back into doodling again.

10.03.2026 15:34 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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Settled into bed for the last half of the filmed Kinky Boots. One would think I’m settling down to camp soft porn.

My gods, I totally would though. Without the angry woman in pink of course.

09.03.2026 00:14 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Cooking companion in the making

08.03.2026 23:15 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The unexpected event of sobbing my heart out twice to the filmed West End Kinky Boots. Before the first half ended.

Jaysus.

08.03.2026 21:32 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I thought this was an Olly Alexander promotion πŸ˜…

08.03.2026 12:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That would explain how he knew to make sure his muttons chops were out of view, when Ted was trying to take a photo 😭

06.03.2026 00:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Tbh, I feel the same with cheeky dick pics πŸ˜…

05.03.2026 21:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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When we’re done with you

05.03.2026 20:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Let them explode again!

05.03.2026 20:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
05.03.2026 20:28 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I already need a pee.

05.03.2026 20:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And personality wise, everything we wanted out of a pair

05.03.2026 20:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

For how orange they are under light and markings on their bellies, you’d think they were half-Bengals!

In reality, their mum is a black furred Yorkshire farm cat and their dad is a mystery πŸ˜…

05.03.2026 20:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Thankfully, I just had a pee. I’ll be here for a while.

05.03.2026 20:06 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Would’ve been hilarious if she did β€œconcealing pregnancy” era of Dana though lol

05.03.2026 18:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m still pedantic to say novelisations of movies and TV shows don’t count πŸ˜…

05.03.2026 18:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thankfully I haven’t seen any myself this year, it’s pretty cringe

05.03.2026 18:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

While I love the choice of character, she’s not a bloody book character!!

05.03.2026 18:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The amount of kids dressed as Elphaba and Glinda for World’s Book Day.

Oh lords, innocent parents would be mortified with what the actual book entails if they bought a copy for their very age-inappropriate kids.

05.03.2026 18:16 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

It at the very least, can be a harmful pipeline.

04.03.2026 16:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Have to agree. I had an anti-religious phase for a year or so when I was young, that developed into things like Islamophobia. I genuinely thought I was being progressive.

Thankfully that phase didn’t last long and I wised up, a lot.

04.03.2026 16:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Their personalities are getting stronger. And they’re getting bigger.

02.03.2026 02:15 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ted disagrees and I respect that but

Surely I can’t be the only one who was initially entertained by Smosh, but now find them a clique who relies on a couple of leaders who happened to be in a some sitcoms, for a late-30s millennial existential grasp for online relevancy and a passable LA income?

02.03.2026 00:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Imposter!

28.02.2026 20:26 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We’ve all had a boy in our school year who wore shorts all year round.

Those NPCs were created for us to have the last laugh.

28.02.2026 00:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just realised Ted’s vintage French mannequin legs looks like a stolen statue from Amsterdam’s penis museum.

27.02.2026 23:58 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They’re growing fast!

27.02.2026 23:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

At this stage, Steps’ cover of Tragedy is pretty much about food inflation now.

27.02.2026 22:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0