bug spray cody

got free food and a lead on a job 🫡 kind of want to track down this person’s manager to pester him before the listing even goes up

migration is bizarre there were none this morning, I come back home and there are like 30 red winged blackbirds in the trees outside

I’ve tried using a lot of these in app assistants and they always suck. they work for the specific demo but you actually need help and they just start making up shit

“as we integrate ai everywhere” what if i started screaming and didn’t stop

official esri livestream treated us to several uninterrupted minutes of people mingling

he asked me if I was “here for this” and I was like Perhaps

it was just me and a maintenance guy who was locked out just kind of staring blankly at the doors

they’re hosting this thing at a movie theatre and I showed up to the wrong one fuck my Young Professional chungus life

they had to lock him up in the monastery because he was eating up all the 15th century pussy like a suburban coyote

got invited to an industry event today and was like aw that’s nice of them I should show up. it is five hours long. you will get three out of me at most

I think you should be allowed to tell your beta readers their feedback sucks and you will be disregarding it

I have a cruel 7th grader that lives in my brain and is constantly jonesing for playground insults. I’ve had to give up on character names and titles because she won

oh I KNOW they’re calling him Shitshart behind his back

the curtains being blue generally should mean something but sometimes the author is padding out the manuscript and their editor didn’t tell them to cut down on the visual descriptions: a parable for the current state of the publishing industry. or something.

Why do I need to know what everyone is wearing in every scene. Just tell me a story

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I do slip into it myself sometimes but oh my godddddd that style of writing like you’re describing a TV show is seeping into so much. Once you notice it you can’t stop noticing it

It was a fun change! I don’t draw much facial hair in general (my Lesbianic Preferences seeped into how I designed most of my male characters in the past lol) - it’s good to practice.

星降る夜(2022.9)

horror in first person too… keeps the audience as ignorant and on edge as possible. chefs kiss

i would never scoff at a good cheesy hardboiled detective monologue. letting this miserable alcoholic ex-cop explain a mystery to me is delightful in a way it would NOT be irl

it can provide really excellent characterization, there’s a lot of unreliability/subjectivity you can play with, it’s intimate. and the current meta seems to be self-inserts

first person can be so good but so few (contemporary mainstream genre authors) are actually Doing anything with it. I don’t want to be in this person’s head anymore they’re just boring and snarky!!!

happy miku daaayyy

I need to fix Xan’s hands I was really tickled by this otherwise

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Daily Art 35!

I still haven’t moved past booktok straight omegaverse “inventor of technology.” I don’t think I can

inteleon looks like it has a salaried job with benefits. why are you running around in the woods fighting animals with a tween go to work

"i dont want people to draw porn of it" is a stupid complaint though. i just don't like that the humanoid lower body designs feel more like a nude man who follows me around than a forest critter who is my pal