Pup Blaze

"I'm gonna get to see Metallica at the Sphere" I keep telling myself after getting fucked over by a presale for like the 7th time.

One presale let me in just in time for the show to sell out, the other put me 247k in line. I hate Ticketmaster so so so so so so much lol

Nobody:

My wallet watching me wait for the Metallica Sphere residency ticket presale to start:

I made references to Idiocracy at work today, and all the 30-40 year olds didn't get it but the early 20's intern got it. Maybe we aren't completely cooked after all.

Some may say too much money was spent. I say Rush is worth it.

Starting to look like I didn't fuck up the cookie dough I made lol

I'd love to, Sir!

Woof! Very hot, Sir!

I'm seeing Goldfinger tonight and the guy doing ID checks at the gate didn't even check me. Do I really look that old, y'all? 😭😭

Woof, I sure would love that :P

If my sinuses would stop their shit, that'd be great. K, thanks.

I could really use a nice ass to eat right about now.

I do wish I could have been there to take care of that load for You, Sir.

Someone please minor inconvenience me lol

Because of course the only way to start the next episode after this was with a dude's huge dick just fully out.

They're doing it again and my white Monster powered body can't handle it anymore lol

Woof, sure would love to bury my face in that ass

Since the world’s going to hell in a hand basket, I figure we could all use a bit more entertainment.

So, I’m lowering the prices on My JFF page. From now on:

$6.99 for 1 month
$12.99 for 3 months
$18.99 for 6 months

You can also use “GOOSE” as a promo code for one day for $1.

Enjoy!

Nobody:

Absolutely nobody:

The first episode of AKOTSK like five minutes in:

Woof, two incredibly hot men! I can only hope I'll get to serve both of You together sometime, Sir!

Woof, looks like an amazing time, Sir!

Woof, sure wish I could be under your desk right now

Good morning, I made it to level 29

So I'm supposed to finish my design even though they keep changing theirs, and I'm supposed to keep their schedule. Totally makes sense.

The stupidity I'm dealing with is an extension of that. I'm designing something in conjunction with another department and they keep changing their design on me. So every time their design changes, mine has to change to accommodate theirs, but they want this to be done by next Friday.

I've been back at work from the holidays for 3 days and I want a vacation already. I'm really tired of dealing with stupid people.

You can keep it in my mouth, Sir!

It's finally time to break out the most important Christmas album

Woof, what I'd give to be under Your boots while You enjoy that pipe, Sir

Battle at the Ministry was a success. Absinthe time