shushy

I just wordled in 2 like a boss.

It's been 17 years since I was last drunk, I will now celebrate my healthy lifestyle with some cannabis and sugar

Jokes you don’t get are just metaphors. Nod wisely and go on with your day.

ATTENTION! the robins are back today. That is all.

The first eastern bluebird to find the camera feeder! 💙

got some red winged blackbirds yesterday i was soooo happy!!

I rly hope all the ppl i let go ahead of me know im still an assassin

Orange and yellow tulips in a mason jar looking base on my table. Husband brought them for me yesterday because he’s cute like that.

Not so long ago, the only action in this town after dark besides Maggie’s (the fightin' bar) was The Colonial – a place where you got meatloaf, white bread, grape-nut pudding, and coffee in porcelain cups. The bathroom window upstairs looked out onto a brick wall across the alley and that was enough

I got no time for hoodie strings. I use them to tie up tomatoes or hold up my failing exhaust, those manner of things

woot

blonde

I will buy you all the margaritas you want if you will get ready and go to dinner with me, he said, so of course I said yes

I can't seem to get Black Sabbath's War pigs out of my head. Weird.

A dewormer that guts and wipes your capillaries clean of all the times you felt less than, a colonic on a cellular level purging the remnants of hate. However you want to market it is fine. Make it taste like root beer.

it was the best of times

Tall buildings and me stretching up to the sky over NYC

2023 photo bomb

I see you worked on a new distraction, but none of the previous distractions have lessened their distraction.

Remember when someone said we can’t elect a woman because she might get her period and start a war?

And so, in summary, fuck everything

It snowed yesterday, but this morning the birds are starting to sound like spring.

reading about women with zero perimenopause symptoms and reminding myself (through my gritted hot teeth) girl power.

Iggy Pop I Wanna Be Your Dog, but I wanna be petted, treats when I do a trick, told I’m a good girl, taken on walks, & I def wanna go bye byes in the car

A sticker that says NEW YORK FUCKERY on a metal wall that is reflecting the surrounding subway station

vibes

I am gonna make it through this year if it kills me.

Going all in on doing nothing.

I don’t know about you but Armageddon some before shit goes down

❤️

Who up waxing gibbous