Your AI slop bores me game:
you asked for text
how many m in hammbulger
“ai” responded
That's a great question! After a thorough analysis I have concluded there are 10 M's in hammburglernfgnldfgms fmmsmmmmsmmmm huymmy i lvorjvsm tastnjm foodmd yes efndeed me
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11.03.2026 07:22
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Replace the bun with garlic bread
11.03.2026 03:42
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Sluggo: I wish you'd post normal posts
Eric: Sorry - but I find it impossible to subdue my penchant for BANGERS
22.07.2025 09:07
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10.03.2026 18:04
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Virgina touches my favorite great lake, the Atlantic Ocean
10.03.2026 00:02
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holy shit
09.03.2026 01:20
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They who lives by the break, dies by the ice
09.03.2026 15:37
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Yes, this is as dumb as you think it is. But also, I opened ROH!!!
09.03.2026 05:10
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Wikipedia Gacha
Collect Wikipedia articles as trading cards!
Wikipedia Gacha Result:
⬜[UC] ROH World Tag Team Championship
⬜[C] Euphorbia ankaranae
⬜[UC] Shershenivka
⬜[UC] List of South Korean tourist attractions
🟩[R] Round stingray ATK 5452 / DEF 10831
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Source: Wikipedia (CC BY-SA 4.0)
#WikipediaGacha
09.03.2026 05:09
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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it throw stones
09.03.2026 04:13
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Yes
09.03.2026 02:22
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@katesloan.com
09.03.2026 02:20
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Text conversation with a lot of dumb malaphors.
An eye for an eye leaves the horse blind
Guns don't kill people... Horses kill people
You have to crawl before you throw stones
One small step for man, one giant leap for horse kind
The horse is in your court
Walk softly and carry a big horse
Walk softly and carry a glass house
Back to malaphor season
09.03.2026 02:19
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Forthed
08.03.2026 21:05
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Deliberate action as opposed to algorithms.
Stumble upon was ahead of it's time, but I do think it was the gateway drug to where we are now.
08.03.2026 19:52
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Good news then! You can now also watch short form video content on YouTube, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, Bluesky, LinkedIn, etc.
🙃
08.03.2026 19:40
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It has taken a LOT of effort to return it back to where it once was. A lot of blocking and deliberately liking videos of hashtags I want to see. But more than anything, follow creators I like and scroll the friends tab.
08.03.2026 19:29
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Bird drinking from a lid. Caption says
RDU, terminal 1, on my way to 🏂 when I met the thirsty little birdie at the gate 🐦
And reels brings me back to his POV
08.03.2026 18:59
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Instagram screenshot. Man in airport puts water from his bottle in the lid so a bird can drink.
Top comment is that person saying "That's me!!!"
Second comment is an author saying "Hey I wrote that book that's on his lap!"
Here's a healthy break from your doomscroll. Sometimes the Internet is alright. (Read alt text)
08.03.2026 18:51
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Did you see Royal Gamble? (Reagent card)
08.03.2026 04:28
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now it feels to not say weird shit. woman tied to a chair with a metal contraption on her head
25.02.2026 13:41
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Golem looks like a party animal though. First name basis with every bartender in town. Smacks the jukebox and half the wall explodes.
07.03.2026 23:32
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The level of restraint it's taking to not copy paste this and post it as my own...
07.03.2026 19:11
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a four-panel stick-figure cartoon
panel one:
three standing figures. from left to right, a guy wearing a necktie looking at his phone, an angry MAGA guy yelling FUCK YOUR FUCKIN POST FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU, and a rando just standing there like an NPC.
panel two:
the guy looking at his phone shows MAGA guy his hand, causing MAGA to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where fuckface once was. a green-bordered in-game message appears, reading "+2 Mental Health." now the rando is suddenly interested.
panel three:
as our man continues doom-scrolling, a sly grin on his face, the rando on the right puts on a punch-me face and snarls: "Typical lefty, blocking everyone who disagrees with-"
panel four
phone guy shows the hand to punch-me face, causing the rando to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where that dickhead was. a green-bordered in-game message appears again, reading "+2 Mental Health."
07.03.2026 02:45
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Whoa! You're totally right -- that's not the clitoris; that's a freckle on your labia. Let's come up with a solution to enhance pleasure in the bedroom!
🛏️ Find the clitoris
🛏️ Lick it slowly
🛏️ Play a playlist of smooth jazz
06.03.2026 21:35
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Used to be funny to see a little jab. Now I just know it's an obsession.
Even though we share a common enemy, if someone's bio specifically mentions how anti🟠 they are, it's an auto block.
Your bio should be about you, and if you truly were who you say you are, anti🟠 would be so obvious.
05.03.2026 16:33
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I was born on 6/8. I come before 69. :(
05.03.2026 08:12
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Where is Lou Holtz today?
a summary of him, with a white block that says "ground" over the top
ground
05.03.2026 05:59
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I'm the informed one in a lot of my friend circles. It's taken a hard toll on my mental to constantly be the bear(er) of bad news.
"Fun" game I like to play is Onion or Not, by posting the headlines and have people guess. It at least gives us some sanity knowing things aren't.
05.03.2026 05:46
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He's not a fighter, I'll put in a good word for you. 😘
05.03.2026 05:39
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