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@angrytetris

Board game designer (Fire in the Library, Sovereign Skies Solo), Dominion pro ($27), butt enthusiast, he/him, Cincinnati, 1991 https://linktr.ee/angrytetris

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Your AI slop bores me game:

you asked for text
how many m in hammbulger

“ai” responded
That's a great question! After a thorough analysis I have concluded there are 10 M's in hammburglernfgnldfgms fmmsmmmmsmmmm huymmy i lvorjvsm tastnjm foodmd yes efndeed me

youraislopbores.me

Your AI slop bores me game: you asked for text how many m in hammbulger “ai” responded That's a great question! After a thorough analysis I have concluded there are 10 M's in hammburglernfgnldfgms fmmsmmmmsmmmm huymmy i lvorjvsm tastnjm foodmd yes efndeed me youraislopbores.me

youraislopbores.me

11.03.2026 07:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Replace the bun with garlic bread

11.03.2026 03:42 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
Sluggo: I wish you'd post normal posts
Eric: Sorry - but I find it impossible to subdue my penchant for BANGERS

Sluggo: I wish you'd post normal posts Eric: Sorry - but I find it impossible to subdue my penchant for BANGERS

22.07.2025 09:07 👍 2210 🔁 635 💬 3 📌 6
10.03.2026 18:04 👍 15 🔁 4 💬 3 📌 0

Virgina touches my favorite great lake, the Atlantic Ocean

10.03.2026 00:02 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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holy shit

09.03.2026 01:20 👍 14148 🔁 3086 💬 236 📌 605

They who lives by the break, dies by the ice

09.03.2026 15:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yes, this is as dumb as you think it is. But also, I opened ROH!!!

09.03.2026 05:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Preview
Wikipedia Gacha Collect Wikipedia articles as trading cards!

Wikipedia Gacha Result:

⬜[UC] ROH World Tag Team Championship
⬜[C] Euphorbia ankaranae
⬜[UC] Shershenivka
⬜[UC] List of South Korean tourist attractions
🟩[R] Round stingray ATK 5452 / DEF 10831

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Source: Wikipedia (CC BY-SA 4.0)
#WikipediaGacha

09.03.2026 05:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it throw stones

09.03.2026 04:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yes

09.03.2026 02:22 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@katesloan.com

09.03.2026 02:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Text conversation with a lot of dumb malaphors. 

An eye for an eye leaves the horse blind 

Guns don't kill people... Horses kill people

You have to crawl before you throw stones

One small step for man, one giant leap for horse kind

The horse is in your court

Walk softly and carry a big horse

Walk softly and carry a glass house

Text conversation with a lot of dumb malaphors. An eye for an eye leaves the horse blind Guns don't kill people... Horses kill people You have to crawl before you throw stones One small step for man, one giant leap for horse kind The horse is in your court Walk softly and carry a big horse Walk softly and carry a glass house

Back to malaphor season

09.03.2026 02:19 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Forthed

08.03.2026 21:05 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Deliberate action as opposed to algorithms.

Stumble upon was ahead of it's time, but I do think it was the gateway drug to where we are now.

08.03.2026 19:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Good news then! You can now also watch short form video content on YouTube, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, Bluesky, LinkedIn, etc.

🙃

08.03.2026 19:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It has taken a LOT of effort to return it back to where it once was. A lot of blocking and deliberately liking videos of hashtags I want to see. But more than anything, follow creators I like and scroll the friends tab.

08.03.2026 19:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Bird drinking from a lid. Caption says

RDU, terminal 1, on my way to 🏂 when I met the thirsty little birdie at the gate 🐦

Bird drinking from a lid. Caption says RDU, terminal 1, on my way to 🏂 when I met the thirsty little birdie at the gate 🐦

And reels brings me back to his POV

08.03.2026 18:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Instagram screenshot. Man in airport puts water from his bottle in the lid so a bird can drink. 

Top comment is that person saying "That's me!!!"

Second comment is an author saying "Hey I wrote that book that's on his lap!"

Instagram screenshot. Man in airport puts water from his bottle in the lid so a bird can drink. Top comment is that person saying "That's me!!!" Second comment is an author saying "Hey I wrote that book that's on his lap!"

Here's a healthy break from your doomscroll. Sometimes the Internet is alright. (Read alt text)

08.03.2026 18:51 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Did you see Royal Gamble? (Reagent card)

08.03.2026 04:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
now it feels to not say weird shit. woman tied to a chair with a metal contraption on her head

now it feels to not say weird shit. woman tied to a chair with a metal contraption on her head

25.02.2026 13:41 👍 118 🔁 34 💬 2 📌 0

Golem looks like a party animal though. First name basis with every bartender in town. Smacks the jukebox and half the wall explodes.

07.03.2026 23:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The level of restraint it's taking to not copy paste this and post it as my own...

07.03.2026 19:11 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
a four-panel stick-figure cartoon

panel one:
three standing figures. from left to right, a guy wearing a necktie looking at his phone, an angry MAGA guy yelling FUCK YOUR FUCKIN POST FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU, and a rando just standing there like an NPC. 

panel two:
the guy looking at his phone shows MAGA guy his hand, causing MAGA to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where fuckface once was. a green-bordered in-game message appears, reading "+2 Mental Health." now the rando is suddenly interested.

panel three:
as our man continues doom-scrolling, a sly grin on his face, the rando on the right puts on a punch-me face and snarls: "Typical lefty, blocking everyone who disagrees with-"

panel four
phone guy shows the hand to punch-me face, causing the rando to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where that dickhead was. a green-bordered in-game message appears again, reading "+2 Mental Health."

a four-panel stick-figure cartoon panel one: three standing figures. from left to right, a guy wearing a necktie looking at his phone, an angry MAGA guy yelling FUCK YOUR FUCKIN POST FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU, and a rando just standing there like an NPC. panel two: the guy looking at his phone shows MAGA guy his hand, causing MAGA to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where fuckface once was. a green-bordered in-game message appears, reading "+2 Mental Health." now the rando is suddenly interested. panel three: as our man continues doom-scrolling, a sly grin on his face, the rando on the right puts on a punch-me face and snarls: "Typical lefty, blocking everyone who disagrees with-" panel four phone guy shows the hand to punch-me face, causing the rando to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where that dickhead was. a green-bordered in-game message appears again, reading "+2 Mental Health."

07.03.2026 02:45 👍 7101 🔁 2219 💬 2 📌 92

Whoa! You're totally right -- that's not the clitoris; that's a freckle on your labia. Let's come up with a solution to enhance pleasure in the bedroom!

🛏️ Find the clitoris
🛏️ Lick it slowly
🛏️ Play a playlist of smooth jazz

06.03.2026 21:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Used to be funny to see a little jab. Now I just know it's an obsession.

Even though we share a common enemy, if someone's bio specifically mentions how anti🟠 they are, it's an auto block.

Your bio should be about you, and if you truly were who you say you are, anti🟠 would be so obvious.

05.03.2026 16:33 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I was born on 6/8. I come before 69. :(

05.03.2026 08:12 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Where is Lou Holtz today?

a summary of him, with a white block that says "ground" over the top

Where is Lou Holtz today? a summary of him, with a white block that says "ground" over the top

ground

05.03.2026 05:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm the informed one in a lot of my friend circles. It's taken a hard toll on my mental to constantly be the bear(er) of bad news.

"Fun" game I like to play is Onion or Not, by posting the headlines and have people guess. It at least gives us some sanity knowing things aren't.

05.03.2026 05:46 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He's not a fighter, I'll put in a good word for you. 😘

05.03.2026 05:39 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0