Princess Carolyn

i love being a young ho!

i’m so fucking avoidant the “get home safe” text ruined my mood lmao

like i know i’d probably have way more fun playing a game for an hour and a half than switching between 3 different apps

it’s so illogical but video games feel like such a different time waster than scrolling the internet or watching tv does

i’ve made hundreds of dollars the past few months on my side hustle of Actually Returning Things I No Longer Need

stop 🛑 asking me how i slept like just take me to dinner and drinks i am trying to SMOOCH, SNOG, FRENCH KISSSSS omg

Saying “sorry this isn’t part of my rebrand” to get out of stuff I don’t want to do

the humble melatonin gummy vs 3 screens

God gives the curliest hair to its laziest soldier

and i came to this after realizing february is spiritually odd

i know technically january is an odd month but spiritually it’s even

my mom: i was at Auntie Xs house yesterday, we watched this lovely program, full of life stories and challenges, very interesting show, it makes you think about our world

me: oh what was it

mom: hmm something something game… oh it was called Beast Games!

just burned the FUCK out of some potatoes #menbelonginthekitchen

need to know what psychological issues i have that would cause me to kms if all the comments under content i post looked like this

who chose this song lmao

I switched to Apple Music but still open Spotify out of habit a lot and ohh my gosh I didn’t know what the ad situation had turned into

im very thankful for tv, i learned a lot just by watching

i like the concept of the dynamic imessage backgrounds but they need to hire some artists w unconventional/broader tastes bc the current options are too saturated & a little distracting... like i want a holographic theme, a subtle glitter, idk something with some grain/blur etc.

*transmitting 17 square inches of blue light directly into my eyeballs*

“hmm when is this melatonin gummy gonna kick in” :/

one thing about me, i’ll pick a profile picture on a website and use it for the rest of my life

i feel like such a cartoon character whenever i sneeze and actually go “ah-choo” 🤧

i won’t delete it but just know i do carry a reasonable amount of shame from having the apple store app on my phone …. like suchhh a meatrider omg lmao

i didn’t spend years googling “semicolon use” whenever i wrote a paper just for ai to take the credit

I’ll never forget when a room of people laughed at me all night bc I said Mr. D was a funny show lmaoo i tried showing them clips and they just got rude as hell 😭😭

Heated Rivalry has reminded me that I DOO in fact like Canadian television and I should be tuning in to CBC Gem a lot more often! also CanCon enjoyers rarely have to worry about things getting cancelled 😌

i live within 10 minutes to like 3 hockey rinks i’m going to find my Shane Hollander this winter

i hate when a woman is a loser

locked my friends in a basement for 6 hours and made them watch Heated Rivalry last night… just #doinggodswork #stopasianhate

why is every dinosaur in the jurassic park movies just absolutely starving

the eczema around my eyes is so bad rn i’m reminiscing the days i used to blink without a second thought