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Paul ROBERTSON (Bloke/mec)

@puzz623

Woke in progress. - quitte Twitter le 16 nov 2022 - rejoins Bluesky le 7 nov 2023 - ne suis plus le Washington Post depuis le 28 nov 2024 - Facebook ? Sursis... - vis en France depuis mai 1994 - français depuis le 10 septembre 2018

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So something in the room doesn't lie.

11.03.2026 19:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Well they're just as sunk.

11.03.2026 16:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They haven't thought any of this out. Simple. Occam's razor.

10.03.2026 21:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Guess Who's Coming To Dinner? - Podcast Episode | Global Player James O’Brien

*Tsk* Let's keep it in-house, James.
www.globalplayer.com/podcasts/epi...

10.03.2026 09:22 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Now you shouldn't even have put the idea out there.

09.03.2026 21:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Somebody hadn't really thought this through, now, had they...

09.03.2026 20:26 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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"Now children, be quiet.. Sit down, shhh! That's better.

For today's English essay, I want you to write 170 words of sabre-rattling, pretending that you're the president of the USA."

Response by one D. Trump (thirteen and three quarters) :

08.03.2026 13:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Precisely.

07.03.2026 11:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

On demande 'justice' pour Nahel. A mon avis, il l'a déjà eu.

05.03.2026 09:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Seriously ?

05.03.2026 09:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I've belatedly realised that we have all misunderstood. 'Nostril-burner' is a colloquialism for the instrument used by ENT specialists to perform a cauterisation. Obviously the lady was a doctor. I hope James did her the service of picking up her instrument.

05.03.2026 08:27 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That was no lady, (etc.).

05.03.2026 07:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It should just be confiscated.

04.03.2026 08:40 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Donald Trump's objective is for regime change, and he stands every chance of getting it. It just won't be the Iranian regime, Donny, old son...

03.03.2026 21:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ha ! I was about to do just that. You beat me to it.

03.03.2026 20:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Well quite. If a war is fought for ever, then its 'success' is judged by some very strange criteria. Those of a dystopia chillingly described by Orwell in 1984 come to mind, for example.

03.03.2026 14:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Any thoughts, Stephen? An update perhaps?

03.03.2026 09:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yep. There's a lot in what you say.

28.02.2026 18:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Well, Russia knows a thing or two about pre-planned and unprovoked acts of armed aggression.

28.02.2026 13:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Well at some point he will be able to stop this war, and add it to the list of wars he has "stopped". Er.. without mentioning that he started it.

28.02.2026 09:46 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Mary Trump - Giving Trump a *good* name.

28.02.2026 00:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

By God, that was a tour de force. A punchy round-up of a hell of a week. Full marks, if you'll pardon the play on words...

27.02.2026 19:11 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I just wanted to know what the books were.

25.02.2026 17:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@simonmarksfsn.bsky.social Rather infuriatingly, your Monday night programme on LBC seems not to be available on 'catchup'. There better be a good reason for this. I was looking forward to it.

Disgruntled of Paris

24.02.2026 21:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

These polls will of course, be declared to be entirely fake, thus necessitating "alternative polls".

24.02.2026 20:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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US abstains from UN vote on 'lasting peace in Ukraine' on 4th anniversary of war "Is not missing children, shelling of cities, and the killing of innocents enough? It is not a business deal — it is war," former Special Envoy Keith Kellogg said in a scathing post after the vote.

⚡️US abstains from UN vote on 'lasting peace in Ukraine' on 4th anniversary of war.

"Is not missing children, shelling of cities, and the killing of innocents enough? It is not a business deal — it is war," former Special Envoy Keith Kellogg said after the U.S. declined to support the resolution.

24.02.2026 20:24 👍 378 🔁 180 💬 43 📌 31

Naah. Iceland. But thinking it's Greenland.

23.02.2026 20:28 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

.... Which he will do, mistakenly thinking he is invading Greenland.

23.02.2026 09:54 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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20.02.2026 23:03 👍 157 🔁 35 💬 6 📌 2

I think it's traditional to say at this point, "We'll see in a couple of weeks."

20.02.2026 23:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0