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Loremonger, breaker of bread, owner of one numb thumb (leads to typos and apologies). Dark Souls 2 enjoyer Hunter: The Parenting fan Average Miniature Painter Darkwood I have unrelated and unhinged historical anecdotes for the asking. He/Him PMs๐Ÿšซ

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The Empty Man - "Gibberish"
The Empty Man - "Gibberish" YouTube video by Walfang Free Co.

youtu.be/V6Z4fkq3Zfc?...

This man is one of the best there will ever be.

14.03.2026 23:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Oh god this made me laugh so hard. Watch til the end.

14.03.2026 18:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 994 ๐Ÿ” 332 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 33 ๐Ÿ“Œ 44

How dare

14.03.2026 17:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.

14.03.2026 17:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fiona Apple quit cocaine after an โ€œExcruciatingโ€ night with Quentin Tarantino & Paul Thomas Anderson.

โ€œEvery addict should just get locked in a private movie theatre with QT & PTA on coke. theyโ€™ll never want to do it again,โ€ Apple joked.

14.03.2026 07:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 840 ๐Ÿ” 193 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22 ๐Ÿ“Œ 28
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For "economy", substitute "Epstein".
#uspol
#epstein

14.03.2026 02:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1134 ๐Ÿ” 371 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19 ๐Ÿ“Œ 13
fuck people who don't like tofu
[lots of amazing tofu dishes]
share this post if you love tofu 
fuck yourself if you don't love tofu

fuck people who don't like tofu [lots of amazing tofu dishes] share this post if you love tofu fuck yourself if you don't love tofu

13.03.2026 21:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1074 ๐Ÿ” 355 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8 ๐Ÿ“Œ 48
Preview
Federal Reserve Board - Proposal Details The Federal Reserve Board of Governors in Washington DC.

The government is asking for public comments on whether banks should be able to deny you from buying legal goods at their own whim (i.e. how they're cracking down on art)

Tell them you don't want to be told how to spend your money

www.federalreserve.gov/apps/proposa...

11.03.2026 16:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 6403 ๐Ÿ” 6339 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 126 ๐Ÿ“Œ 340
Star Trek Deep Space Nine scene. Rom, a Ferengi alien fella with giant ear lobes and butt shaped head, is standing in uniform and looking kind of shaken up and shooketh. Like if he walked in on his parents "wrestling." Closed caption reads, "You have every right to be depressed, Brother."

Star Trek Deep Space Nine scene. Rom, a Ferengi alien fella with giant ear lobes and butt shaped head, is standing in uniform and looking kind of shaken up and shooketh. Like if he walked in on his parents "wrestling." Closed caption reads, "You have every right to be depressed, Brother."

13.03.2026 18:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1340 ๐Ÿ” 356 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10 ๐Ÿ“Œ 14

Watching Midnight Mass and...

Oh boy, do I have thoughts. Mostly good but...

*turns chair around like a youth pastor and sits down*

Hey horror writers? If you kill a dog or pet on screen, you're probably a hack. And imma call you a hack.

13.03.2026 15:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The Egg - A Short Story
The Egg - A Short Story YouTube video by Kurzgesagt โ€“ In a Nutshell

Have ya heard of that Andy Weir story?

youtu.be/h6fcK_fRYaI?...

13.03.2026 14:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

we could've ended World War 2 in a month with this knowledge

12.03.2026 00:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 2104 ๐Ÿ” 188 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 42 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
A drawing of my femsona sitting very cutely on top of a brick wall. She is wearing a white sleeveless sweater, highwaisted jeans, a purple bracelet, purple shoes, and glasses. Text is laid over the image that reads: "Repost if you like boobs or if you desperately crave for the AI bubble to burst and consequences to happen to certain men in power." My watermark is also over the image at a lower opacity.

A drawing of my femsona sitting very cutely on top of a brick wall. She is wearing a white sleeveless sweater, highwaisted jeans, a purple bracelet, purple shoes, and glasses. Text is laid over the image that reads: "Repost if you like boobs or if you desperately crave for the AI bubble to burst and consequences to happen to certain men in power." My watermark is also over the image at a lower opacity.

Felt cute today, might delete later. ๐Ÿ’…

#OmArt #art

12.03.2026 19:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 5354 ๐Ÿ” 3146 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 42 ๐Ÿ“Œ 111

I wish him the very worst for years to come.

12.03.2026 22:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gotcha, cheers!

12.03.2026 21:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Holy smokes very well done. You're right the lips look brilliant. Who makes the Elvira?

12.03.2026 21:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This isnโ€™t nearly as talked about as dogs with chocolate is but it should be, and even more so because the cat doesnโ€™t even need to ingest it for it to be a problem

12.03.2026 19:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 17 ๐Ÿ” 23 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Aaron Gunn: If the federal government truly believes in the private property rights of Canadians, they should probably stop opening every public meeting by proclaiming the gathering on the โ€œunceded territoryโ€ of this or that First Nation.
Doing so reinforces the radical and dangerous legal concept that most Canadians live on โ€œstolen landโ€. This is Canada. One country. For all Canadians.

Aaron Gunn: If the federal government truly believes in the private property rights of Canadians, they should probably stop opening every public meeting by proclaiming the gathering on the โ€œunceded territoryโ€ of this or that First Nation. Doing so reinforces the radical and dangerous legal concept that most Canadians live on โ€œstolen landโ€. This is Canada. One country. For all Canadians.

๐— ๐—ฃ ๐—ฐ๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐—ต๐—ฒ๐˜€ ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐˜ ๐—ผ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—บ๐—น๐—ฒ๐˜€๐˜€ ๐—น๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—ฎ๐—ฐ๐—ธ๐—ป๐—ผ๐˜„๐—น๐—ฒ๐—ฑ๐—ด๐—ฒ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜๐˜€
๐™‡๐™ค๐™˜๐™–๐™ก ๐˜พ๐™๐™ž๐™š๐™›๐™จ ๐™ง๐™š๐™–๐™จ๐™จ๐™ช๐™ง๐™š ๐˜ผ๐™–๐™ง๐™ค๐™ฃ ๐™‚๐™ช๐™ฃ๐™ฃ: โ€œ๐˜พ๐™๐™ž๐™ก๐™ก๐™–๐™ญ, ๐™—๐™ช๐™™.โ€ 
March 11, 2026
Chiefs from four First Nations communities are urging the public to please approach Aaron Gunn with no caution whatsoever. He is completely harmless, though momentarily unsettled by the alarming possibility that someone might acknowledge the land before a meeting.
Yesterday on social media, the MP appeared to crash out and demand to speak to the manager of land acknowledgements, a position that observers confirm does not exist.
Chiefs whose territories make up the riding had two words for the MP - Chillax, Bud. 
Land acknowledgements have never seized private property, cancelled a mortgage, repossessed a pickup truck, or altered a single title deed anywhere in Canada.
They are simply people recognizing the history of the place where they are standing.
No one is going anywhere. Canada will survive the brief moment of honesty.
Until then, Chiefs across the region continue to reassure the public that land acknowledgements have not, to date, resulted in any land back.
Hegus John Hackett, Tlaโ€™amin Nation
Chief Darren Blaney, Homalco Nation
Chief Nicole Rempel, K'รณmoks Nation
Chief Kevin Peacey, Klahoose Nation

๐— ๐—ฃ ๐—ฐ๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐—ต๐—ฒ๐˜€ ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐˜ ๐—ผ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—บ๐—น๐—ฒ๐˜€๐˜€ ๐—น๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—ฎ๐—ฐ๐—ธ๐—ป๐—ผ๐˜„๐—น๐—ฒ๐—ฑ๐—ด๐—ฒ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜๐˜€ ๐™‡๐™ค๐™˜๐™–๐™ก ๐˜พ๐™๐™ž๐™š๐™›๐™จ ๐™ง๐™š๐™–๐™จ๐™จ๐™ช๐™ง๐™š ๐˜ผ๐™–๐™ง๐™ค๐™ฃ ๐™‚๐™ช๐™ฃ๐™ฃ: โ€œ๐˜พ๐™๐™ž๐™ก๐™ก๐™–๐™ญ, ๐™—๐™ช๐™™.โ€ March 11, 2026 Chiefs from four First Nations communities are urging the public to please approach Aaron Gunn with no caution whatsoever. He is completely harmless, though momentarily unsettled by the alarming possibility that someone might acknowledge the land before a meeting. Yesterday on social media, the MP appeared to crash out and demand to speak to the manager of land acknowledgements, a position that observers confirm does not exist. Chiefs whose territories make up the riding had two words for the MP - Chillax, Bud. Land acknowledgements have never seized private property, cancelled a mortgage, repossessed a pickup truck, or altered a single title deed anywhere in Canada. They are simply people recognizing the history of the place where they are standing. No one is going anywhere. Canada will survive the brief moment of honesty. Until then, Chiefs across the region continue to reassure the public that land acknowledgements have not, to date, resulted in any land back. Hegus John Hackett, Tlaโ€™amin Nation Chief Darren Blaney, Homalco Nation Chief Nicole Rempel, K'รณmoks Nation Chief Kevin Peacey, Klahoose Nation

Conservative MP for Powell Riverโ€“North Island, Aaron Gunn, is, uh, well heโ€™s being trolled a bit for his condemnation of land acknowledgements yesterday. Message from Kโ€™omoks, Klahoose, Homalco & Tlaโ€™amin Nations: โ€œChillax, bud.โ€ #bcpoli

12.03.2026 04:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 545 ๐Ÿ” 222 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19 ๐Ÿ“Œ 30

The cowards are afraid of the power Beta shift would bring to another season.

11.03.2026 23:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That looks REALLY good!

11.03.2026 23:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Oh, please. Dr. Pepper was my father. You can call me Cannof."

11.03.2026 20:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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02.03.2026 19:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 188 ๐Ÿ” 50 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Italy may have beat us in Baseball but weโ€™re going to beat them in something they invented: being fascist.

11.03.2026 04:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 834 ๐Ÿ” 122 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13 ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

The D&D manuals that had the Japanese done art in them were works of art. I've only seen a few pictures, but huge page spreads done in the Manga style was far and away what some of the early AD&D art was.

10.03.2026 23:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Big blonde dog with a black muzzle

Big blonde dog with a black muzzle

Big blonde dog with a black muzzle near a rock wall in a park

Big blonde dog with a black muzzle near a rock wall in a park

Big blonde dog with a black muzzle wearing a hat

Big blonde dog with a black muzzle wearing a hat

Big blonde dog with a black muzzle inspecting the quality of meatballs cooked in a Dutch oven

Big blonde dog with a black muzzle inspecting the quality of meatballs cooked in a Dutch oven

10.03.2026 22:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cheers! Every once in a while I have a fun thought :)

10.03.2026 21:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lo, there do I see my Tumblr posts,

Lo, there do I see my unplayed Steam games,

and my IMs, and my Chat.

Lo, there do I see the line of my Netizens,

Back to the dialup!

Lo, they do ICQ to me.

They bid me take my place amongus them,

In the halls of Pawhalla!

Where the cringe may live forever.

10.03.2026 21:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A broken, blue heart

A broken, blue heart

With a broken Blue Bomber heart, I am no longer the voice of Mega Man.

I was asked to return for Mega Man: Dual Override, but only on the condition I work without the protections of a union contract.

10.03.2026 16:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 13777 ๐Ÿ” 3235 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 407 ๐Ÿ“Œ 354

Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.

10.03.2026 21:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"I cannot carry this weight for you, Mr. Frodo..."
"Grow stronger!"

10.03.2026 20:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0