Coffees for Closers

I want my emails presented to me in an Instagram style reel. With the Jet2 music.

This pair look like the villains in a movie where the hero is a dog.

Not just last season, several seasons.

Better odds than Tinder.

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Would be great to hear the full story one day 👍

What was the purple scarf? Masonic? It's an intriguing fake

A TFL poster that says GADGET-GRABBERS PICKPOCKETS LUGGAGE-LIFTERS

These all sound like 1950s euphemisms for homosexuals.

Congratulations, Christina. Well deserved 👏👏

Sublime Crystal Palace set up shot at FA Cup history and show others the way Crystal Palace 3-0 Aston Villa: Palace were magnificent to reach their third FA Cup final and seem to have the quality to finally deliver that long-awaited trophy

Whatever the final score, Palace did a number on Villa - again

Villa have felt the mount-up of too much, tbf, but Glasner has fashioned a fine team. Talk will be about value of their individuals - esp Wharton and Eze - but this was an epic club day

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Pope Goma I

Breaking news…

Happy St.George's Day, Dave.

They want top 4

Pope Francis is the first pontiff since John Paul I in the 1970s to fail to oversee the release of a mainline Shrek.

Out of interest how often do you get to this stage and then dismiss the draft after a day or two?

Paddington isn't a being that can die, as he's a symbolic representation of death itself. Paddington is the personification of the end of life, not something that has a life to end.

Tapping the sign.

Great bantz from Jesus and his dad to kill him on Easter Monday. There'll be no rising again for him.

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Frustrating

Pope Francis Scouring Papal Tombs For Final Easter Egg Of Vatican Hunt VATICAN CITY—Recalling that he hid it somewhere among the dozens of sarcophagi underneath St. Peter’s Basilica, Pope Francis was reportedly scouring the papal tombs Thursday in search of the final egg from the Vatican Easter Egg Hunt. “If I can’t find this egg, the catacombs will totally reek,” said the frustrated bishop of Rome while rifling through the final resting place of holy pontiffs, crawling on his hands and knees on the crypt floor to peek under the reliquary of Saint Peter. “I found all the eggs tucked away in the Pietà, the tabernacle, and confessional, and the one I hid in the hands of the embalmed body of Pope John XXIII, so the last Easter egg has got to be down here somewhere.” At press time, Pope Francis was reportedly filled with disgust after rolling up the sleeves of his cassock, reaching into Leo X’s coffin, and touching the putrefied remains of an egg from 2016.

Pope Francis Scouring Papal Tombs For Final Easter Egg Of Vatican Hunt theonion.com/pope-fr...

Russell Brand's lookin a bit worse for wear an all!

FFS 😂

Harsh but fair

Danny DeVito bottom right hand corner.

Side eye goose

Side eye Lady Di

Lenin discovering Alexander Kerensky has accidentally added him to the Provisional Government group chat.