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why do we fumble master bruce

I wish the "you just hate women" cozy game defenders would look back at games up until this point and realize that games targeted at girls have often been licensed slop and we're letting studios do that all over again by using a trendy word instead of barbie or something

it doesn't matter that the dory account died on twitter, successors are spawning by the minute on the bluesky discover page

if only such a game existed

been up to some despicable things like listening to male comedian podcasts and writing with fountain pens

A man with days left to live admitted that he regrets not spending more time memorizing complex boss battle attack patterns.
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Transcript: Gotta have game. People don't remember bits and bytes. They remember games. So it's a good thing this little guy is on our side. He's the most recognized video game character in the world. And his spirit has helped us spawn a slew of great games. He is the standard. The bar. The ideal we try to surpass with every game we make. Because systems and technology come and go. But a great game lives forever. Source: pietriots.com/2013/02/23/a-message-from-nintendo-gotta-have-game, grailed.com/listings/28438307

In 2023, I posted about a bizarre Dolce & Gabbana shirt featuring Mario standing in a beam of light alongside text praising him. I have tracked down the source of the image, which was a splash page in the E3 2000 brochure. Now the venerated Mario can be seen in high quality.

"In those days, Miyamoto would come to us at 11 PM, after he finished all of his board-member work, and say, "It's Mario time." At that point, we'd start a planning meeting that would run until 2 AM. At that point, Miyamoto would go home, leaving us with the words, "You should return home soon, for your health." Over the next two or three hours, we'd write the game design documents and summarize the instructions for our artists and programmers. It was the craziest crunch time that I've ever experienced in my development career. But if the God of Games was working so much, could we give up? Miyamoto had incredible stamina." -Motoi Okamoto, Script and Mini-Game Director for Super Mario 64 DS, in a 2017 interview with Chris Kohler from Gamasutra Source: web.archive.org/web/20170405122956/https://www.gamasutra.com/view/news/294923/Qamp_A_Design_lessons_learned_from_a_decade_at_Nintendos_EAD.php

According to Motoi Okamoto, Mini-Game Director for Super Mario 64 DS, Shigeru Miyamoto would start midnight crunch sessions for the game's development by walking into the office and announcing "It's Mario time."

@kafkaluver.bsky.social we're back baby

This kid is awesome, actual hero.

if they did this but with white instead of black they'd sell out

what does a standing ditto look like then

Letterboxd review of WHERE THE TRUTH LIES (2005): if this movie were any more relevant there would be a top review that said "colin firth beating someone up after he called his partner a slur is my spirit animal" or something like that

Letterboxd review for JAWS (1975): a cautionary tale about singing on the bus on the way to choir adjudications

Letterboxd review for FEELS GOOD MAN (2020): I feel so much grief for 2016 band kids that loved pepe for who he was

Letterboxd review for THE SUBSTANCE (2024): I'll admit that I expected the substance to be a medical procedure and not a hellofresh package in an amazon locker

favorite letterboxd poop jokes that I made in 2025

my favorite thing to do is look inside at the driver of a cyber truck and it's always just some guy

A Luigi's Mansion 2 HD keychain of Polterpup was packaged in such a way in Japan that the white backing and bubble wrap made him practically invisible except for his collar, playing into his ghostly nature. Whether this was deliberate or a serendipitous coincidence is unknown.

so glad I have an outlet to make fun of the fact that I started playing hades this year

valve had one dream and it was to make a device that moms would call a nintendo

he would beat the dancing hotdog up

Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time contains an unused enemy called the Scoot Bloop, a Blooper whimsically wearing shoes. It has two attacks: a regular one and a "do nothing forever" attack where it just freezes in place and refuses to end its turn, trapping the player indefinitely.

happy halloween

the whole foods font would've bullied me in middle school

no I thought your japan trip pictures set to ghibli music was really creative actually

As a Brit, the veneration of SNL is hard to understand. You'll see somebody say "OMG this was my favourite sketch growing up" & it's some guy in a bad wig behind a game show podium looking into the wrong camera saying "Don't give me cheese and tell me it's chicken!" while the audience goes nuts.

Lammy Blows It

Easily the best cokelike

they should have francis lawrence direct a fortnite movie next because he knows a thing or two about #1 victory royales

thank you google🙏

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