*points to everything*
shut up. just shut up.
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80s singer Thomas Dolby on raising queer kids: "the eldest is trans, the middle is a lesbian, and the youngest is a drummer"
The 3 genders
11.03.2026 14:00
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after Kemi Badenoch's hapless PMQs performance, Spurs have approached her to manage the men's team
11.03.2026 12:21
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I like to think she was searching for “baby owl farting into a Laura Ashley throw cushion” and was startled to find…
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sometimes, if you’re up early enough, you can hear them turn the birds on
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Every time a dad has a paper bag. It’s the law.
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#BrokenNews
09.03.2026 18:52
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Would later go on to DJ at the Hacienda in Manchester.
10.03.2026 13:33
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'Sigma Star Saga DX' launches April 7th on PS5, Nintendo Switch and PC.
youtu.be/bcw2oNZwaRs?...
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Oooooooooh
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Well I’m stocking up and have filled about 80 balloons from the gas hob so I’m f
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now that there are no phone booths Clark Kent just strips naked in the street
08.03.2026 01:20
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Hey, I just met you
And this is crazy
But I’m on the toilet
While I post this
06.03.2026 19:23
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Top 3 things I hated when I was a kid, then ended up absolutely loving as an adult:
• Cabbage
• An early night
• Not being invited to parties
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Now available for PC via GamePass if that's your kind of thing.
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I listened to our Eurovision entry and it sounds like a song you'd hear in a CBBC show called Jasper's Krazy World where the presenter has a sidekick who's a talking fridge.
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It's funny because that's almost what Khamenei's son called Trump
05.03.2026 16:50
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BREAKING NEWS in the world of Sticky Toffee Puddings
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This is not by any means a "where is my content?" post, but more a "hope you're doing ok" to whoever runs this.
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Nicely contoured roofing slates on a building in Haddington, East Lothian
Here’s a pleasing little section of roof slates I saw yesterday
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Does he have to return the FIFA Peace Prize now?
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Bilbo Baggins’ cooker only has one ring on the hob bit.
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BREAKING: The NEC has sensationally BLOCKED Andy Burnham from standing to become the next Ayatollah
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Bit nervous putting this out there, but here's a little game I've been working on with Codex.
Destroy invaders using the POWER OF DARTS - introducing 'Dart Vader'. Works best on mobile.
www.dart-vader.co.uk
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Nothing is surprising about the US starting another war. Nothing is more dangerous to Earth and mankind at large than the United States and its complete and utter failure to curtail the worst excesses of humanity. The US oligarchy and its influence on global politics must end.
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This is amazing.
www.getyourfuckingmoneyback.com
27.02.2026 17:49
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In the story of Humpty Dumpty it is never said that he is an egg. However, it is never said that he is NOT an egg. This means that any character in ANY story could be an egg unless explicitly stated otherwise. Keep that in mind when you read a Jack Reacher novel
27.02.2026 23:22
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That's what a wuss would say.
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.@bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social If you want to fight me over this, I'm dressed as an old lady in her 60s just outside the Victorian pharmacy. I prefer to test my skill by being taken by surprise so don't say owt, just start on me.
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they got mirrors there like?
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