Not to second guess the aliens but whenever you’re ready guys.
01.02.2025 01:11
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Not to second guess the aliens but whenever you’re ready guys.
A small framed piece of paper from inside of a WINGS fortune cookie with the fortune: ”For a good cause, wrongdoing may be virtuous. 5 9 13 18 35 40”
Were fortune cookies always this punk? The fam went wild, we framed it.
(Willfully) obtuse is a favourite of mine.
Omg she stretched (back to sleep now)
Me: 🥹🥹🥹🥹😍😘
4 weeks into cat stewardship and I’m just sitting here trying not to breathe heavily while I plot out how I might join her on the couch without disturbing her perfect slumber. Intoxicated with her perfection in a way I could never have imagined.
“Giddy up jingle horse kick up your feet” is the nicest thing you could say to a friend and the meanest fucking thing in the world to say to your enemies.
Merci!