no that's a guy
10.03.2026 16:27
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no that's a guy
who told these people they could come on here and assign essay questions to people like this? go talk to your computer boyfriend and leave the rest of us alone
Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs
legitimate laugh at this quote
. @carlylane.bsky.social walked in and said "well Noem is getting fired"
And my brain thought "what gnome"
This of course lead to telling her about Dex-Starr as well
Shout out to the Lanterns trailer for allowing me to tell @carlylane.bsky.social about Ch'p
every time someone shares a shitty op-ed piece by a shitty writer in [insert legacy media org here] to dunk on it, they should have to share something made by someone awesome
Jedidiah Clampett appears
"There's oil here, I just know it"
when do they meet the waltons
As we all know, I famously maintain a thorough mental catalog of Little House on the Prairie lore
the build a whole ass house and then they have to pick it up and move it
Are they gonna do a whole ass season about BUILDING the little house
As someone who's been watching and writing about #Outlander from the beginning, reviewing Season 8 was kind of bittersweet, but these initial episodes are a strong reminder of what the show does best, anchored by consistently solid performances from Sam Heughan and Caitriona Balfe:
is everyone on glue
I remember when trying to forgive student loans was massive overreach of Presidential power.
The world could be such a nice place if we allowed it. It's all so goddamn unnecessary. There's no need for any of it. It's so beautiful here. It should be so cool to be alive
Now that he’s started a war, I’ve completely forgotten that he’s a pedophile.
look like all the worst Sunday School teachers I had growing up in a Southern Baptist Church
The only saving grace is they're cheap and they're not asking for $20 apiece on these
With all due respect, King Caesar x Splinter is going to warm pegs until I am 65
The hubris of man is being tested by our ability to seek limits beyond perfection. Have we achieved it? Yes. Nerds Gummy Clusters proved this, but at the cost of seeking further levels we've found the "Juicy" variant, which arguably make it clear that Godhood is within our reach
"i asked chat gpt, i asked grok"
well i asked my wife, and she said that we could get some sweet treats at the store later
forgot until this moment that I'm getting a tattoo of him in two weeks
love my poison kaiju rabbit
It had me in the first :30 seconds with the cutaway of growing up in Brooklyn "too close to JFK"
Osama Epstein
i dont know what i expected when i clicked alt but i laughed again anyway
Smartphone screenshot showing two New York Times “Breaking News” push notifications. The first, at 5:38 AM, says Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor was arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office over links to Jeffrey Epstein, citing the BBC. The second, at 2:01 AM, says Yoon Suk Yeol, South Korea’s ousted leader, was found guilty of leading an insurrection over his 2024 martial law decree. Each notification includes a “Share” option and a bell icon.
Watching other countries actually make their leaders and powerful men face consequences with jealousy.