Jeremiah

I had a dream that @jonbatiste.bsky.social got a BBL and idk I guess it looked alright

I read these in trade and even though I knew Secret Wars was coming it was still really powerful. The scene on the boat with the world evaporating is beautiful.

Someone should make a gun-fu movie about Mormons and call it “Assault Lake City”

Heir (to the throne) Bud

We elected a dog???

Hickman’s Ultimate Spider-Man, in particular, has a lot of themes relevant to the moment - second chances, everyday people being called to rise up and fight against a fascist government, AI will go crazy and kidnap your family, etc.

Wow, I guess he really is the Henry Ford of our time.

*Congressmen participate in the stock market and enrich themselves by using insider knowledge they get from their position in government*

MAGA: we gotta drain the swamp!! 🤬

*Trump launches a meme coin that allows outside actors to openly bribe him*

MAGA: daddy is such a smart businessman! 😍

This is so incredibly embarrassing

Biden just commuted Leonard Peltier's sentence. Good on him

I mean, yeah it’s not a great UI feature. They should just give you a free shop token for playing out a whole match.

Conceding when the match is clearly not going your way is fine. That’s sporting. But if it’s obvious you’re going to lose and you still play out the game like normal but then concede at the last minute on my turn right before I’m about to attack then you’re just being disrespectful. LDE behavior.

If you concede right before I land the game-winning hit on your Pokémon you are a sad baby. That’s unsportsmanlike and you don’t deserve a “thanks.” Good day. #PokemonTCGPocket

Christmas is probably my favorite Jesus-themed holiday

Marvel Rivals is a lot of fun but it legit feels like the phone version of Overwatch.

yo why Banjo yearnin’ like that?

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Ok but how do I like… do this?

admin reveal 🦋

ngl, I’ve got some pretty serious FOMO from that Hello Kitty Fuzz pedal 👀

People love to talk shit about how Nintendo never drops the price on their first-party games (which is annoying, yes) but when Spider-Man 2 has been out over a year and it’s still $70 all the Sony stans sure be shuttin’ the fuck up👀

This is my boy Guggenheim. He is large and dumb and the sweetest cat you’re ever going to meet 🖤

“Jesus Christ on a Plastic Sign” goes way harder than most metal lyrics

Them’s my babies!

I thought BlueSky Jeremiah would be different but no - I will still just be posting about my wife and cats.

I was never very active on Twitter but hey, maybe 2025 gonna be my year to get really into a status-based social media platform 🙏🏻😔

I didn’t realize Rob Liefeld worked on One Piece

But you joined BlueSky before me so while *you* were joining BlueSky I too studied ✨The Blade✨ and since you joined before me I have known ✨The Blade✨ longer and therefor we have a much closer relationship. Better luck next time, loser 😎👆🏻👉🏻