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@mainlinewife

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Latest posts by @mainlinewife

Is this app still a thing? I haven’t been on social media in a few months. Where are the people? I’m bored.

28.01.2024 02:53 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

Sometimes it’s ok to lean into your depression, get really high and get in bed in the middle of the day.

17.10.2023 19:29 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

There is only one side.

09.10.2023 14:28 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My phone is listening to me and AI is creating and delivering such specific to me only content with such speed and frequency it’s scary.

08.10.2023 11:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s really ballsy of my kid’s college which cost almost 6 figures per year to keep hitting me up for donations.

06.10.2023 17:53 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Self-medicating with food, wine & weed. Totally undid the gym x 3

04.10.2023 23:06 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Walked out of the gym and 2 strangers separately stopped to ask me if I was ok. I was like, do I look that bad?

04.10.2023 22:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’ve been waking and baking a bit too much lately. I should wake and exercise or wake and create instead. I’m hoping it’s just a phase.

01.10.2023 12:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m continually shocked that people are still on Twitter and drive Teslas. Elon Musk is pure evil.

29.09.2023 12:27 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I took a melange of sleep aids tonight and nothing. Wide awake. My tolerance for these drugs is ridiculous.

28.09.2023 07:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I rarely miss twitter except in the middle of the night when I can’t sleep.

28.09.2023 07:01 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Before I buy something I think about the landfill it’s going to end up in someday & then I don’t buy it.

23.09.2023 18:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m overly excited about checking out McCaffrey’s in Gladwyne this weekend.

22.09.2023 13:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

3 more hours until I legitimately can get coffee.

17.09.2023 07:04 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don’t like the self-checkouts being installed in Wawas. Wawa employees are some of the nicest, hard-working people around and I don’t want them losing their jobs.

14.09.2023 12:12 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

56 year olds dropping like flies 😩

04.09.2023 19:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

Youngest turned 19 today. The teen years are winding down.

04.09.2023 14:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Once I drop kid #2 at college tomorrow this is going to be the year of ME.

31.08.2023 11:08 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Guy in Tesla parked next to me at Wawa is watching Family Guy on the big ass screen while eating a Sizzli. We’ve truly evolved as a species.

30.08.2023 11:46 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I cannot get addicted to another app. I’ve gotten HOURS of my day back since quitting twitter. I wasted thousands of hours over many years. Here’s hoping blue sky fails because I only have so much willpower.

29.08.2023 21:17 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I need to unjoin the parents fb group of my kid’s college. It’s making me mental. Based on their posts, I would not want to be friends with any of these people.

29.08.2023 21:10 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0