It would be a shame if he dropped dead while under anesthesia
It would be a shame if he dropped dead while under anesthesia
In other words, add Iowa to the list of states to stay TF away from now
It's important to get rid of people who make you feel weird and icky because you don't understand them, otherwise you might get uncomfortable and your life should be perfect all the time </satire>
"Grandparents for Vaccines is an organization that aims to unite and elevate the voices of grandparents who remember what life was like before immunizations, and to teach younger generations so we donβt have to relive their experiences." - Dr. Kristin Panthagani (youcanknowthings@substack.com)
MT CAT: meow
ME: really?
CAT: meow
ME: and then what?
CAT: mrrowwww
ME: well sometimes it be like that I donβt know what to tell you
Sign in window reads βSorry we are closed today due to short people. We will be back on Wednesday.β
Randy Newman: *nods approvingly*
Sir, step out of the car, please. Iβm gonna need to see-
Oh wait. Nvm
The sound of doggie bliss
#dogsky #dogsofbluesky
donβt want to get too kooky here but how about we elect not evil people
Dude thatβs a Honda
Ahoy, mateys
there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for
the thing about public health is it's not really about personal preference
Guys, there are some things chick peas just werenβt meant to do
A sign reads "Please wait patiently for the failure of the system" with Chinese characters above.
our patience has been rewarded
I f*ing hate this man and everyone who supports him with every fiber of my being
The New England weather seriously needs to stop New Englanding
benjamin the black and white stripy cat on an olive colored sofa looking v v suspicious
when your cat is not acting sus at all
Itβs okay, theyβre Muslim schoolchildren, they donβt count
Hey i'm gonna go walk into Mordor, anyone need anything
Hat manufacturer, portrait painter (yes, really - my grandmother ran a paint store, which is what made enough money to keep the family fed)
Never had to emcee a performance with my mouth a quarter numb before, but hey, thereβs a first time for everything
Thoughts & prayers to the EPA :(
Letitia James is a badass. Love her
#transrights #transrightsarehumanrights
I have no memory of this character and youβd think I would have been the target audience
a pack of kittens closes in a a large dog standing on a chair
David Attenborough [whispering]:
βAs the predators close in on their helpless prey, we can only watch in silent horror, for it is not manβs role to interfere in the hierarchy of nature.β