9mmPeter

Mr. Douchebag from the song, not an honorable man

‘nuff said.

Did you guys know that at 5 guys they have this drink called red cream soda and it's exactly the same as regular cream soda but with red 40 in it

Are those 8 maids a milkin yet?

Where the bitches at perchance?

Skibidi toiler

Ghoul

Dogshit day today

I post about lebron way more than I should I don't even like basketball

Editorial cartoon by the Onion’s Kelly, featuring Weird Al polishing his Grammys while Michael Jackson looks on from above.

Aww, you guys!! Thanks so much for all the wonderful birthday wishes. And special thanks to the great Stan Kelly for gifting me with my very own Kelly cartoon!

Blow a hole in the ozone layer with these bluesky bangers I'm cooking up

Straight up ordering a monster burger with freaky ghoul fries and a ghost dr.pepper. relax liberals, it's called spooky Halloween humor

My blue skytter popping off I'm famous

A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #1,578,596, 9mmPeter ‪@9mmpeter.bsky.social‬, joined on Oct 18, 2023"

Anyone who's number is higher than me is a fake fan

Hawk tuah

They put a blue guy in the television

This website would be cooler if they added a ghoul also if it had a logo instead of just stock clouds

Green Hill looking a lot more like sand hill right now

Oh shit forgot to post the samwich here it is

Samwich time, will post in an hour

Bad drawing of Petlil from Pokemon

Badly drawn Elephant Toadette

A bad drawing of a cat that I don't remember.

A bad drawing of a weird little Blobfish Racoon

Doodles

Nog season coming back. Feel it in my Nog senses

Every big fast food chain needs to have its own sauce. Make McDonald's mambo sauce year round and then just invent whopper sauce or something. They don't even have to be good it just really brings the whole meal together

Kids today don't want to be kooky anymore. It's all "silly this" and "silly that" spruce it up a little