Brynn 🌷🌀

if a male instacart delivery man is very good and never makes mistakes he should get promoted to female instacart delivery person

god, this is deeply terrifying. my particular little sense of identity is so very important to me but I suppose that just makes it all the sweeter for a better woman to take and bend and twist to her desire…

saw this on tumblr and it's literally so true woah

a tweet of Char with a speech bubble quoting: I'm not "banned" from Olive Garden. They asked me not to come back, and I have been gracious enough to indulge them. It's called noblesse oblige. They still know who calls the shots here.

Guys we're doing war protesting all wrong we need to go do a ton of drugs and have an orgy in the park.

did you get those photos printed

there are women that have dollies that have dollies that have dollies. and i think that's beautiful,

A woman looks mischievous next to a large sunflower. Text reads: "might do something evil".

If I feel like it...

tempted fate a liiiiittle too much today. I’m so incredibly fucked (in a fun way)

A windows dialog: the window title reads “Bunny” and the contents is a yellow triangle with a black exclamation mark with an image of a grey small bunny next to it. The available buttons below are “Ok” and “Exit”

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Wriggle Bytebug! (commission for @wrigglenightbug.com!)
#東方Project

post by Tumblr user estrogirlie: cis coworker: hey can i ask you something personal (in a burning fiery font) INCOMING PENIS QUESTION

all-timer sports graphic dropped

all paladins should be kept on a leash

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injection day (repost) (1/3)

*trying to say something nice about the party member who keeps walking into hypnosis traps* she's really openminded

pretty much. "what if you did all of puberty again at breakneck pace but you were already an adult with a job and also you did not have anyone to help you and also everyone is mad that you aren't already good at everything and also everyone wants to have sex with you but in a more objectifying way"

I know I am vagueposting again but lack the mental capacity to fully explain the shenanigans rn

lucked into a really easy day & just haaaaad to tempt the fates so now my mind is going to be mush

I mean, I’m sure y’all could gather this from my recent posting history but today especially

oh I am so fucked 😵‍💫

being made to feel mindless & confused is so wonderful…

The recently released Deadlock Characters bring me such joy, its a shame Deadlock is a MOBA

there is a cute girl deeeeeeep in my head, keeping me all fractionated & flustered. head feels very very silly right now & it’s delightful

A photo of an AYN Thor playing Pokemon LeafGreen on the top screen with the yaoi manga "Zombie Hide Sex" on the bottom screen showing two boys kissing

Pokemon FireRed and LeafGreen for $20 on the eShop? Oh, that's ok...I have my own setup already