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Does this mean the countries that still have sanctions on Russian oil can seize the shipments?

14.03.2026 03:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Did they drive their cyber truck between the pubs?

13.03.2026 02:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Plenty could be done but there is not the will to impose sanctions and travel/banking restrictions on every citizen who lives in the illegal settlements

13.03.2026 02:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Shame his mother wasn’t more careful

13.03.2026 01:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wow….i didn’t realise that’s how the stones were placed.

I guess the Neolithic ring of brodgar in Orkney was built by the very first helicopter pilots 5000 years ago, probably using a seaking helicopter as they’re really old

13.03.2026 01:37 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

On my mates farm I gave the highland cow calf’s a large fishing bouy and they loved bouncing it around the field

12.03.2026 03:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not so much doctored as a.i. bollox yet again published for clicks shits n’ giggles

12.03.2026 03:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No thanks, I bet a 40 yr old cassette in a similar age of Walkman would trounce it for audio quality

12.03.2026 03:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I guess your free earbuds are designed for male vocals?,

10.03.2026 03:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Awww, poor wee Steve…..Don’t worry wee pet as I imagine when you grow up and go to big school your mummy will be so so proud of her wee soldier looking so smart in uniform

Perhaps if you can stop fiddling with your wee man underneath the school desk you may discover girls, good luck with that 👍

10.03.2026 01:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

utter bollocks

08.03.2026 23:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Smarmydick swarbrick was an adviser to Theresa may, I imagine he was behind the go home signs

07.03.2026 02:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fat slimy smug faced slug with the sort of face id be more than happy to introduce to a Glasgow kiss

05.03.2026 03:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Only seen that slimy smug faced slug mencer on c4

05.03.2026 03:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sounds like the “do u condemn hamas” speil I often hear from 1pm to 4pm on LBC

05.03.2026 03:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ask him if he’s still racist or was that just a phase he went through , he had a fancy for jokes with reference to p”kis

05.03.2026 03:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Be an excellent opportunity to poison his burger

03.03.2026 02:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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28.02.2026 02:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Looks like he’s had a rough few weeks on amphetamines

27.02.2026 02:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My 92yr old grandmother is having to leave her home due to no available home help//care and move to a care home 100 miles away from everyone she knows whilst being charged £1200 a week for the privilege, this is in Argyll btw .

27.02.2026 02:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Your license fee probably went to all the top heavy bbc management cronies and the outside broadcast trucks now have to use presonus monitors from Amazon and one beyerdynamic ear cup

26.02.2026 03:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Super Feathery Animals is a hint that your eggs were fertilised

26.02.2026 02:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What’s he saying now?, he blocked me a few weeks back for posting this

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26.02.2026 02:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ben Kentish at 10pm tonight running with the exact same program phone in discussion, I would phone in but my mobile number is blacklisted as 6 years ago I called Ferrari a bilious Cnut live on air

26.02.2026 02:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Don’t ban it for kids as the majority of kids see through the bollocks posted, regulate social media instead as that would protect the dumb as fuck adults who believe the shit and repeat it verbatim

17.02.2026 03:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Don’t have any messages to reply to so I’ll sit at home and have that drink, ta very much 👍

17.02.2026 03:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Probably my class mate David coulthard (f1)

13.02.2026 02:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Side hustle my fucking arse, is the guardian attempting to be a parody newspaper these days,

I worked just enough to pay my bills and leave me with pocket money to explore my love of trees/mountains here in Scotland.

12.02.2026 03:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This has old man shouts at cloud vibes

10.02.2026 02:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What?, the plane he’s flying on gets hijacked again?. If he’s ever in the check-in queue in front of you at the airport then I suggest you take the next flight

08.02.2026 03:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0