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Barclay Shaw

Barclay Shaw

Barclay Shaw

12.03.2026 13:52 👍 80 🔁 16 💬 2 📌 6
Ben Shapiro is Lawrence of Dry Labia

Ben Shapiro is Lawrence of Dry Labia

🤣🤣🤣

12.03.2026 13:49 👍 9 🔁 5 💬 3 📌 0

He could probably reach orbit with those ears.

12.03.2026 13:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
An interpretation of the Arthurian legend of Sir Gawain and the Green Knight, in which the knight is seduced by both Lord and Lady Bertilak. Here we see the knight in between the couple, head tilted back, eyes closed, as Lord Bertilak wraps a large hand around his neck and presses in close from behind. Lady Bertilak is pulling off his green belt with one hand, and reaching below to undo the lacing on his pants with another. The knight’s visible hand squeezes Lady Bertilak’s thigh tightly.

An interpretation of the Arthurian legend of Sir Gawain and the Green Knight, in which the knight is seduced by both Lord and Lady Bertilak. Here we see the knight in between the couple, head tilted back, eyes closed, as Lord Bertilak wraps a large hand around his neck and presses in close from behind. Lady Bertilak is pulling off his green belt with one hand, and reaching below to undo the lacing on his pants with another. The knight’s visible hand squeezes Lady Bertilak’s thigh tightly.

A young woman in armor looks over her shoulder, sword in hand, ready to fight. Her one visible eye glows with a golden light. She stands in front of a stained glass sunrise, ready to chase away the darkness.

A young woman in armor looks over her shoulder, sword in hand, ready to fight. Her one visible eye glows with a golden light. She stands in front of a stained glass sunrise, ready to chase away the darkness.

A young woman with reddish blond hair in a Victorian updo sits in an intricately carved stone throne. She looks with a mocking smirk at the viewer, and an elegant silver crown dangles from one hand. Monstrous hands with long black nails reach from behind the throne, and are scoring deep gouges into the stone.

A young woman with reddish blond hair in a Victorian updo sits in an intricately carved stone throne. She looks with a mocking smirk at the viewer, and an elegant silver crown dangles from one hand. Monstrous hands with long black nails reach from behind the throne, and are scoring deep gouges into the stone.

Good afternoon Bluesky!

It's my 35th birthday today (!!!) and I'd love to request likes and reposts of some of my favorite pieces 💚💚

[ #MyArt | #Illustration | #DarkArt | #ArthurianLit | #Tarot ]

11.03.2026 16:48 👍 248 🔁 96 💬 22 📌 4

Drop something RED
#Nerdlings #miniatures

10.03.2026 01:06 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

looks like i gotta kill god

a g a i n

10.03.2026 00:33 👍 16 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0

I like Barbarian better, but I completely understand your position and respect it.

10.03.2026 00:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Played this when I was 6 years old. We got it along with Sentinel Worlds and Keef the Theif. Needless to say, it took me years to figure out (Sentinel Worlds even longer).

The official strategy guide was literally just a novelization of the game with maps. It was so crazy.

10.03.2026 00:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No cheating, your last saved pic of a celebrity is your therapist.

24.02.2026 18:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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THIS TOOT IS OUT OF CONTROL

24.02.2026 15:26 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Get a load of this TOOT!

24.02.2026 15:25 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Finally found a use for that skeleton in the closet.

21.02.2026 23:28 👍 13 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0

"elf" stands for "enemy life form"

22.02.2026 00:54 👍 72 🔁 21 💬 0 📌 2

Link's (sexual) Awakening

21.02.2026 21:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Point it at ED 209.

21.02.2026 21:30 👍 11 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1
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At long last, a full 1k Imperial Agents army painted. Fleet is ready. Now time to paint all the units to swap out to make the various Ordos. More pics in replies.

#warhammer
#warhammer40k
#paintingminiatures
#40k
#miniatures

21.02.2026 08:12 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 0
Poster for Ronda Rousey vs Gina Carano, a real fight happening May 16 "Newtown CT. winner gets a job at CBS. Loser gets vaccinated"

Poster for Ronda Rousey vs Gina Carano, a real fight happening May 16 "Newtown CT. winner gets a job at CBS. Loser gets vaccinated"

Rousey v. Carano (Live Event, 2026)

17.02.2026 17:56 👍 1224 🔁 276 💬 27 📌 26
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Hey Gordon!

14.02.2026 01:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
14.02.2026 01:48 👍 69 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 0

Wowwwww... just wow. I kinda wondered what he was up to these days but he must be doin rough lol

14.02.2026 01:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A tabby cat frowning with its head down to the camera Caption "I got a bug forehead cuz I be knowin"

A tabby cat frowning with its head down to the camera Caption "I got a bug forehead cuz I be knowin"

Nyte

09.02.2026 22:52 👍 24 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

Bruce Banner: you wouldn't love me when i'm a worm

09.02.2026 04:17 👍 81 🔁 12 💬 2 📌 0
The crazy forced perspective of the Hayward’s family room. Here comes BOB. Twin Peaks S02E02 - Coma.

The crazy forced perspective of the Hayward’s family room. Here comes BOB. Twin Peaks S02E02 - Coma.

Twin Peaks: The crazy forced perspective of the Hayward’s family room. Here comes BOB.

09.02.2026 13:30 👍 35 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 4

UM-BER HULK!
UM-BER HULKI!

08.02.2026 16:08 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Fuck Sanderson.

29.01.2026 23:51 👍 39 🔁 13 💬 0 📌 0

Another quality home game from Butler Brothers.

07.02.2026 21:00 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0