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MAGA Voter Claims She Loves High Gas Prices

MAGA Voter Claims She Loves High Gas Prices

MAGA Voter Claims She Loves High Gas Prices https://theonion.com/maga-voter-claims-she-loves-high-gas-prices/

10.03.2026 16:00 πŸ‘ 1865 πŸ” 256 πŸ’¬ 47 πŸ“Œ 13
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NY Prison Guard Under Scrutiny Over Epstein's Death: Everything We Know Prosecutors eventually dropped charges against the two guards on duty the night Epstein died in jail.

Prosecutors eventually dropped charges against the two guards on duty the night Epstein died in jail.

09.03.2026 20:40 πŸ‘ 1113 πŸ” 549 πŸ’¬ 78 πŸ“Œ 32

You can tour his home in Minneapolis.

11.03.2026 00:35 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Such talent.

11.03.2026 00:32 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a tuxedo and top hat is pointing a gun with the hashtag trendizisst below him ALT: a man in a tuxedo and top hat is pointing a gun with the hashtag trendizisst below him

It was magic.

11.03.2026 00:31 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Look at George Harrison’s son’s face.

11.03.2026 00:30 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Prince killed it at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

11.03.2026 00:26 πŸ‘ 677 πŸ” 143 πŸ’¬ 133 πŸ“Œ 21

I think he lost his mind.

11.03.2026 00:19 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ads. Like everything he does.

11.03.2026 00:18 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWe’re not starting a war, we’re ending one” was a Russian talking point on Ukraine β€” four years ago.

10.03.2026 23:30 πŸ‘ 1483 πŸ” 433 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 3
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β€œI am not happy with my new office as the Special Envoy for The Shield of the Americas, Western Hemisphere security initiative.” - Kristi Noem

10.03.2026 23:59 πŸ‘ 343 πŸ” 74 πŸ’¬ 44 πŸ“Œ 5
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10.03.2026 19:08 πŸ‘ 1270 πŸ” 548 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 25

Zero.

10.03.2026 22:42 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

10.03.2026 22:41 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Didn’t he blow tens of billions on his Metaverse bomb?

10.03.2026 22:39 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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What was CNN thinking when it wrote this post, or was it AI?

10.03.2026 22:36 πŸ‘ 239 πŸ” 57 πŸ’¬ 40 πŸ“Œ 3

I don’t get it either.

10.03.2026 22:31 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It sounds fake it’s so dumb.

10.03.2026 22:29 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This seems extra stupid.

10.03.2026 22:23 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Facebook and Instagram just bought Moltbook. It’s a social network where people watch bots interact with other bots. In other words, it’s Twitter.
www.cnbc.com/2026/03/10/m...

10.03.2026 22:21 πŸ‘ 661 πŸ” 175 πŸ’¬ 60 πŸ“Œ 14
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Murphy: "Literally in my other ear I'm listening to Ted Cruz on another network explain why this mission is so essential to destroy the nuclear program. I may have to walk over there and tell him the admin is now briefing that getting rid of the nuclear program has nothing to do with this mission."

10.03.2026 20:32 πŸ‘ 11600 πŸ” 3541 πŸ’¬ 307 πŸ“Œ 120

This reminds me of Ted Cruz on January 6 saying that β€œthe voters” have lots of concerns about the election results and so he’s just doing his job by responding to those concerns. Hm, where did Republican voters ever get that cockamamie idea from?

10.03.2026 16:18 πŸ‘ 1416 πŸ” 268 πŸ’¬ 73 πŸ“Œ 7
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> @cnn.com

10.03.2026 18:03 πŸ‘ 1456 πŸ” 416 πŸ’¬ 96 πŸ“Œ 52
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ROGAN: "It just seems so insane based on what he ran on. I mean, this is why a lot of people feel betrayed. He ran on no more wars and these stupid, senseless wars. And then we have one that we can't even really clearly define why we did it."

(From home of the brave)

10.03.2026 20:34 πŸ‘ 2326 πŸ” 664 πŸ’¬ 537 πŸ“Œ 114
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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD…

Can we STOP with this β€˜special relationship’ BS

And also…can we wake up to the treachery of our right wing press?!

09.03.2026 11:04 πŸ‘ 2667 πŸ” 744 πŸ’¬ 199 πŸ“Œ 51
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10.03.2026 20:15 πŸ‘ 6246 πŸ” 2365 πŸ’¬ 543 πŸ“Œ 161

The new Iranian leader has had his mother, father, wife and son killed by our bombs, according to reports. Any wish by him to make Iran a nuclear power is certainly undiminished by this. And, we've intercepted comms suggesting Iran is activating sleeper terror cells. All a bargain at $5 a gallon.

10.03.2026 15:07 πŸ‘ 256 πŸ” 76 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 5

πŸ˜‚πŸ”₯πŸ˜‚

10.03.2026 21:08 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Nope.

10.03.2026 20:26 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Right?

10.03.2026 20:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0