This looks and sounds like a letter read aloud in a Wes Anderson movie by one of his precocious boys or broken men
23.01.2026 02:38
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This looks and sounds like a letter read aloud in a Wes Anderson movie by one of his precocious boys or broken men
My husband was on the 2 train and a guy started braying about how Renee Good deserved to die and her "lesbian lover" did too. My husband got pissed and said, "You're absolutely disgusting." "Fuck you!" the guy said. "Fuck YOU!" my husband said. The guy left.
See? We just need to talk to each other.
““Anxiety” was after Venezuela but before Renee Good. “Anxiety” was after the ongoing Epstein Files cover-up but before the January 6th whitewashing. “Anxiety” was after the constant lying but before the latest lies.
Anxiety has given way to outrage and terror.”
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“Their brain is wired differently. Differently from yours, which makes it harder for you to understand them, and differently from most people’s, which makes it easier for them to feel alone.
My 15-year-old has ADHD.”
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The world does not stop and start at your convenience!!! #nokings
“Every once in a while, when one of my posts breaks containment and reaches a new audience, I get more than I bargained for. For example, over the weekend, I posted something on Threads, and I did not anticipate the response.
It has over 300 comments, and maybe 5 are positive.“
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Tylenol causes autism, the Rapture is on Tuesday, Trump cares about other people...
MAGA will believe anything except facts, reality, science, and women.
So cool they discovered the cause of autism on basically day they guessed they would. I’m also glad they are withholding this information for a few days to prep for a WrestleMania-style announcement. This is how science works.
Do you ever just get sad about how many people have fully embraced anti-intellectualism?
Literally the only good thing about taking a road trip with two kids is the fact that I don't have three kids
tweet screenshot: “Fantastic Four skins are coming to Fortnite It is one of the most wanted collabs ever via HYPEX”
fantastic foreskins
“Irony” is defined as parents of small children celebrating something called Independence Day
I regret to inform you that due to entirely foreseen circumstances that literally everyone warned me about, I have officially graduated from desperately wanting my son to leave me alone for five minutes to desperately wanting my son to hang out with me for five minutes
Every summer morning, my kid runs into the bedroom and excitedly asks, "what's the plan today?"
Bro, if I were the kind of person who made plans, you'd be hours away at sleepaway camp and l'd still be asleep.
I've failed us both.
cool, hopefully on your next birthday you'll get a sense of humor
Can’t wait for my teenager to finish exams so we can move on to his summer school courses: Laundry 101, How to Properly Close a Bag of Chips, Hygiene in the Time of Puberty, and Sibling Conflict Resolution
Called my dad to wish him a Happy Father's Day and we spent the whole time discussing back pain and ibuprofen.
The circle is now complete.
Went to the doctor for some lower back pain and he diagnosed me with being my age
“What is stopping the Christians-in-name-only, who’ve spent their lives proclaiming the good news and asking others what Jesus would do, from fighting for the values they supposedly hold most dear?”
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The cruelty in today's politics feels horribly corrosive. Bringing up that hard-working immigrant families — undocumented, yes, but not violent criminals — are being ripped apart based on immigration status doesn't bring compassion or even pause, but gleeful cheers.
"Bluesky sucks" says the corporation trying to get you to go back to the Hellsite owned by a weirdly moist, self-declared 53 year old "meme lord" who lies about being good at video games & wants to DM slide your girlfriend to ask her have his 1127th secret baby because "it would be so epic lmao"
New euphemism for authoritarian lawlessness just dropped
Descartes: I think therefore I am
Me, who hasn’t had a thought since 2003: you do what
I got "weed whacking" and "whacking off" confused and now my landscaper offered to work for free.
Calvin & Hobbes is widely regarded as one of the greatest comic strips of all time and I feel like we STILL underrate it.
you show signs of wanting to change the party for the better and they oust you, this party has learned absolutely nothing from 2016, from 2020, and from 2024 and never will
It’s completely insane that US troops are illegally deployed to suppress domestic opposition and it’s not uniformly condemned by the press and political elite.
Reminder that I AM LATINA AND PROUD. I am the product of immigration - my grandmother was undocumented and entered the country from Mexico as a baby. My mother was a fierce, gorgeous Latina woman of Mexican and Spanish descent.
"What if we just repeat everything Republicans say whether it is a lie or not? Maybe then they will love us?"
- the media
It’s fun when we’re all depressed about the same things, yes?