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Hey man it's already Wednesday night man

really how come lol

Figures this happens on a Blood Sacred Satan Whore Moon or whatever

Dear rain,
I missed you dearly. I forgive you for trying to kill me by soaking streets of pure ice on my commute back home.

Do you remember when Danhausen debuted on the same day World War 3 kicked off?

May sand and death fill every mouth booing Danhausen. Best case scenario.

a young girl has her face painted like a clown and has a red nose . ALT: a young girl has her face painted like a clown and has a red nose .

This was. 6 years ago.

I used to do bad song parodies for the TovH podcast, and I'll use any excuse to post this one again.

I just think centuries old engineering is so neat.

Remember when you used to be able to say "it's a free country" as a casual quip?

I think there was like a hot selfie quote post going around I was gonna post this to it but that seemed vain, so I figured it could just be a post about Crowbar.

Exactly how an email should find me.

YOU LEAD ME NOWHERE
YOU HIDE THE TRUTH

Everyone knows that putting oyster crackers over your clam chowder is Real Boston Hardcore.

Pour one out for a real one, Dr. McSteamy was the hottest man in the planet. They built him in a handsome factory. Dude was like a genetic mutant of hotness. He died at 53 while still absolutely raging forest fire hot. Can we have anything?

We should be able to wear figure skating outfits everywhere. I want to be a bedazzled yet fearsome ice prince at the Barnes & Noble.

Living in Massachusetts, so multiple feet of snow and ice dominating the landscape is just life from mid-November to mid-April a lot of years. We're getting more snow this weekend and I am getting so tired of shoveling this tundra.

And they said it was gonna eventually turn into 2-3 inches of snow and it just didn't.
😩👌

It rained yesterday and I was just hanging out at home listening to it on a staycation day. You know winter is criminally long when experiencing rain again gets you stoked.

So not everyone has to overclock their mind and body on a daily basis to manage the expectations of their corporate masters? Must be nice. ☺️

"You look lonely. I can fix that."

The highway guardrail looking sweeter every drive in to this fucking job.

Do you think Drake's mom is still gonna take him out for ice cream after 🥺

lol gg

Thanks for the reminder, Mike. Almost forgot I had some in the freezer.

How about these slop commercials huh

Peacock was truly the worst service to score the stream on this one. Wrestlemania crashes and looks like fried asshole every year due to the servers getting overloaded by WWE fans, let alone this being the single most watched event of the year. They're running this whole thing off a Gateway Laptop.