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Koffie Kobold - Yip Yap Shenanigans

@bemusedbehemoth

Call me Eltha, Dee or Socket. she/her UK based kobold who draws a lot of kobolds and other critters, then makes merch outta them. Runs a shop together with @sockmuffin.bsky.social over at sockmuffin.com Art only account @grumpygryphon.bsky.social

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Alright, took a detour to punch Giovanni... guess I should get that 5th badge or something.

It's only at this point I remembered that Gen 3 still seperated physical and special moves by goddamn type so brb while I retrain my brain.

Ghost being physical is still wtf.

10.03.2026 13:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Do not speak to me about these devil tools, they have their place and are certainly good for soft cheese... but they're posessed by evil spirits with nothing but hate in their core.

Using them for semi hard cheese is horrid.

10.03.2026 13:06 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I genuinely don't know how else one is supposed to get decent slices of cheese off a block any other way. Cutting will always get too thick/ruins the entire block.

10.03.2026 13:01 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You grow up in the Netherlands thinking of course everyone has one of these.

And then you venture into the world and find out many people think it's some 'exotic tool' they have never seen before, even in other European countries.

10.03.2026 12:59 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

The amount of times I've had people go 'wtf is that' like... more wtf do you mean you cut slices of cheddar for your sandwich WITH A FUCKING KNIFE?!

10.03.2026 12:56 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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the fact so many people eat blocks of semi hard cheese without having one of these in the house makes me despair

10.03.2026 12:53 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 0
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just for those who don't know why an 8 or higher grading potential means a lot in the insane card collector climate:

10.03.2026 12:28 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Photo of an enamel pin featuring 3 stacked kobolds carrying a giant two hander

Photo of an enamel pin featuring 3 stacked kobolds carrying a giant two hander

Well, looks like I found a couple of extra seconds.

I'm out of backing cards for them so I will have to see about what I'll do about that before popping these on the store.

10.03.2026 11:44 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I briefly had a 2 week window in which W11 and Nvidia played nice in November but that’s been it πŸ˜‚

10.03.2026 11:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah my issue is that I haven’t had a single Nvidia driver release in the last 4 months that just works. It fixes 1 thing and breaks another every time. I have heard about guru3D but I haven’t used it (yet). One thing is for certain, from here on I’m never going through their app again.

10.03.2026 11:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This card would likely grade an 8 or higher, so I know it'd be bought by someone to flip and I'm tired man, it makes me feel sick.

10.03.2026 10:49 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Pulled all those Lugia (minus the bottom break card, that was gf magic) with my own hands. Some have gone to friends, but these last 3 will stay.

10.03.2026 10:47 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It has grading potential and bevause of that I won't be selling it lol.

10.03.2026 10:44 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Got so fed up with the state of the hobby that I've decided I'm just going to keep my shiny Lugia because fuck investors.

*takes it out of the top loaders and puts it in the folder*

10.03.2026 10:42 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

As exhausting as this all is, I *love* the confidence I've gained when it comes to PC troubleshooting and poking at things until they hopefully work.

I'm also quite 'pleased' that I was right thinking there were GPU issues on top of the other nonsense issue this PC had.

10.03.2026 09:41 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I know the last 4 months of Nvdia drivers are a load of shit so I could be part of that 1% of RTX 50 series owners that arey in the shit boat that keeps getting random holes because they slop code.

It just fucking sucks man.

10.03.2026 09:40 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm happy in the worst way possible and that's that I found some error logs that confirm it's my GPU that's causing the new PC crashes. Gonna strip every bit of Nvidia nonsense from this PC (again) if my current solution doesn't work and then I'm talking to the builders again.

10.03.2026 09:40 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A drawing of a kobold chewing on a giant piece of meat

A drawing of a kobold chewing on a giant piece of meat

Working on a new kobold pattern…

09.03.2026 18:57 πŸ‘ 206 πŸ” 60 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah I should add a cone of shame

09.03.2026 18:35 πŸ‘ 179 πŸ” 42 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 3
Line art of a spotted kobold with their arms stretched out and a little heart next to them

Line art of a spotted kobold with their arms stretched out and a little heart next to them

Chubby wee kobold is here to cheer you on

09.03.2026 21:34 πŸ‘ 282 πŸ” 90 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 0

This is exactly what I've done, but thank you for the suggestion! It's been stable for now *touches wood* but every time Windows changes anything, things just seem to break haha!

09.03.2026 22:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Line art of a spotted kobold with their arms stretched out and a little heart next to them

Line art of a spotted kobold with their arms stretched out and a little heart next to them

Chubby wee kobold is here to cheer you on

09.03.2026 21:34 πŸ‘ 282 πŸ” 90 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 0
A drawing of a kobold chewing on a giant piece of meat

A drawing of a kobold chewing on a giant piece of meat

Working on a new kobold pattern…

09.03.2026 18:57 πŸ‘ 206 πŸ” 60 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah I should add a cone of shame

09.03.2026 18:35 πŸ‘ 179 πŸ” 42 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 3
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09.03.2026 12:57 πŸ‘ 390 πŸ” 242 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

... dog likely stepped on nettles, only thing that stops her from fussing at her feet is cuddling her... someone send me money for this new fulltime job πŸ˜‚

09.03.2026 13:24 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Glad We Are Friends*
#caveatfrogs
An illustration of two frogs making an infinity symbol with their arms
Text reads:
GLAD WE ARE FRIENDS*
*you have such shoddy standards.
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#jauntyart #frog #frogs #frogmemes #frogart

Glad We Are Friends* #caveatfrogs An illustration of two frogs making an infinity symbol with their arms Text reads: GLAD WE ARE FRIENDS* *you have such shoddy standards. Jaunty Art 26 #jauntyart #frog #frogs #frogmemes #frogart

Glad We Are Friends*

09.03.2026 11:31 πŸ‘ 159 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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… yeah maybe I shouldn’t be allowed to make PokΓ©mon merch anymore

08.03.2026 22:48 πŸ‘ 198 πŸ” 52 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 1
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Happy international woman's day!

08.03.2026 23:53 πŸ‘ 1379 πŸ” 383 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

Imagining substitute dolls full of power herbs now πŸ˜‚

08.03.2026 23:48 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0