JD

Friend just reminded me she’s known me since I was 20 and I had to remind her she’s known me since I was 15, actually. Which makes this all worse.

oh… I forgot her 💖

Instead of bleesking (my proposal for what to call posting on bluesky) all my thoughts through the day, I’ve elected to put them in my notes app and just screenshot the text at the end of the day. Just so people get a better image of my mind.

Guys will talks about being short kings and be 5’5 get it together at most, you are a jester. I am 4’11 I am the true king here.

the impending doom of someone liking you

What degrees could ppl get at the university of servington cos I would like one

I sat down bc I was looking for something in my room but I ended up just sitting on my bed for 30 mins watching a video.

Friends who cite my experience but have known me since I was 15 must have forgotten they’ve known me since I was 15.

Anyone citing me as their source for something smart or whatever must also remember that I’m just a fucking guy who says shit

Just misspelled misspell. Just did it again.

I’m just now taking note of every three word sentence/phrase I see because of this format 😭

the best recent one I’ve seen is “she only on my one til I of” and I cannot stop thinking about it

I’ve never seen NGE but the “she neon on my genesis til I evangelion” on absolutely cracked me up

I haven’t been able to stop thinking about the “she X on my X til I X” meme format. Every time I see a new one it just stalls my brain and then I think it’s the funniest thing ever for a whole day.

and I owe it all to uuuu

Wish it did tho 😔🙏🏼

thinking about that Instagram post that’s like “she only on my one til I of” I thought my brain finally snapped 😭

A photo of an onigiri, shaped like a triangle. It is on a black square plate on a wooden table.

I wanna get a bob haircut but bc of my hair texture and the general way I deal with my own hair, I’d end up looking like this