Especially as Spurs just scored. Wracking my brains for what the Spanish is for *jumpers for goalposts"

Yay! (Yay? Is this the job you wanted?)

The heck have we just watched?!?!

*Jaws theme intensifies*

Brilliant especially when some little scrote nicks your phone. (And my dad cannot have a smartphone and hates tech.)

Fortunately I have my regular day off tomorrow so yeah but I'm completely discombobulated this week.

On the up-side I'm home in the Borders.

This. And I had a day off yesterday
....

Deffo Huxley!

Right back atacha!

Why is Norm being defied? What's he done now?

But there are words you can work with.

What an amazing purr-motor you have Ozzy! Goodness. Very soothing to hear.

Be kind to yourself fella. Fingers crossed it passes soon.

Oh hello handsome fellows. Did you speak to the handsome horsies?

Pigeons. We have millions of heckin chonky wood pigeons. (They do catch those too. One finds the "aftermath")

Excellent catting Missy puss!

"I helps!"

I always tell them to go after the stupid pigeons.

This.

Hello Pippin dear. How are you today, you dear handsome floof?

Oooooooh!

The snortlaugh I just snortlaughed.

Wow. My interview was 3 people. Two of whom I worked with before. (One nice, one less so and I felt he gave me a hard time. But I got the promotion, so I guess I did OK. Should have been promoted about 10 years ago but hey.)

Well thank you for shutting these eejits down and keeping folk safe.

Part of the reason for my wait was there were 80 odd folk being interviewed and each interview takes about 2.5 hours (written exercise & interview). But yes. Especially as I wasn't sure how my interview had gone because I got interviewed by a former colleague that I don't like v much.....

They were ghosts of rats? The heck?!

Eeeew! (And *shriek* at rats....) well done you!

(I had a 3.5 WEEK wait to see whether I got promotion earlier this year. Solved the nerves by fucking off to the South of France for a couple of weeks. 🤣🤣 but I am old and carefree and have almost no responsibilities.)

Fingers crossed for you.

I wonder how many folk were due to travel over the weekend and couldn't because of the engineering work.....