Will Turbyne

Thinking about all those previous FIFA Peace Prize winners just rolling in their graves…

The true Kennedy curse is that the absolute worst one is still living.

I’ve always felt that Scandinavian sarcasm is very underrated.

I’m not normally one to have too many regrets, but I do wish that I hadn’t spent so much time in high school studying history and developing critical thinking skills.

BREAKING NEWS: Radio Shack and Blockbuster Video are joining Bed Bath & Beyond in their protest of Gavin Newsome and will not open any new stores in the State of California.

I wonder if the Germans were this fucking stupid.

What if - and hear me out - they are not actually the best people?

It’s almost as though - and hear me out - they are not actually the best people.

The disparity in our principles is so much greater than the differences in our politics.

We cannot begin to discuss the latter until we have resolved the former.

It's odd that Elon Musk's emulation of the Nazis stops short of creating reliable cars and rockets that get to their destination.

If you’ve ever taken the oath to uphold the Constitution, this is the time to live up to it.

I’m not overly sentimental by nature, but I sure do miss the days when conservatives would lecture me about how we’re a constitutional republic and not a democracy.

I feel that there have been so many other opportunities for Sen. McConnell to apply his “as a youth, I suffered from polio” argument to his politics and his votes over the years that I am largely unmoved by his invoking it now.

If the Gulf of Mexico can decide to identify as the Gulf of America, then my students can identify however they damn well please.

If Trump is doing the right things, he can do them the right way.

Pass them as bills in a Republican congress, sign them into law by a Republican president and have them upheld by a Republican judiciary.

But they won’t, because he isn’t.

And that’s that.

If taxes are the dues we have to pay to live in a civilized society, I’m confused as to why I am currently paying taxes.

Help, weak men are making hard times

As a father of five kids, I totally agree with this evergreen post.

If we can’t keep the fire, we must at least keep the spark.

For a bunch of people who claim the Constitution was inspired by the Bible, they sure make a regular show of proving to us that they haven’t read either.

Absolutely. I feel similarly with Sturgill Simpson’s cover of “In Bloom”. As with Cash/“Hurt”/NIN, it elevates both artists and the song they share.

That’s nothing. Merrick Garland resigned four years ago.

Every attribute that made Merrick Garland such a terrible Attorney General would have made him a wonderful Supreme Court justice. Screw Mitch McConnell. Screw the GOP.

In 1977, Vincent Price starred in a one-man-show where he played openly gay Oscar Wilde; it was condemned by Anita Bryant. When asked about her condemnation, Price replied that Wilde had already written a play about Anita: “A Woman of No Importance”

Dry January? Nope. Sorry. No way I’m giving up alcohol AND the Biden Administration in the same month.

Biden: "In four years, the economy created 16.6 million new jobs, the most in any single presidential term. We've created jobs every single month I was in office ... the economy I'm leaving is the best in the world."

You find friends wherever you go, Sherm!

While in Houston, the Reverend Joel Olsteen shutters his church during a hurricane.

Said it before and I will say it again: We are heading towards the most unsatisfying “I told you so” ever….

Say what you will, but Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency is already paying dividends. Gabbard will be able to meet with Putin and Assad with one plane trip.