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Creator of The PandaChronicles, friend to bears, practitioner of panda satire, painter & printmaker, needle felting through the apocalypse, makes a mean pizza. Loyal 🫘listener #Leguminatti https://yourbrainonpandas.com https://pandachronicle.substack.com

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Gas is up $1/gal since 2 weeks ago in my area.

#FuckTrmp
#PriceGouging

12.03.2026 00:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The only way (& I know this is unlikely to happen) I would think it was reasonable for Navy ships to escort oil tankers, is if Kegstand stood visibly on the bow of 1 ship, F45 on another & Nosferatu Miller on the 3rd.
#ChickenShitCowardsTalkBig
#TACO

12.03.2026 00:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Fascism never stops on its own. It must be defeated.

11.03.2026 23:09 πŸ‘ 171 πŸ” 52 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œwhat do you mean you feel like you have to chose between the lesser of two evils?

This is not the lesser of two evils. One person is literally evil and he does not care (about us)”

@libradunn1.bsky.social. He is the former US Capital Offer now running for office! We need heroes! #Maryland vote!

12.03.2026 00:22 πŸ‘ 75 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

more of the same, except stupider

11.03.2026 22:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I figured it out! What DOGE really stands for was:
Destroying
Operational
Government
Existence

Also, if my toilet paper is made from bamboo, does that mean China is spying on my bathroom?

11.03.2026 15:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

New Mexico just became the first state in the country to say HELL NO β€” banning armed agents from polling locations so democracy can happen without intimidation.

11.03.2026 20:22 πŸ‘ 131 πŸ” 50 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2
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U.S. at Fault in Strike on School in Iran, Preliminary Inquiry Says

Let’s see what Donald Trump and pro-war republicans like Lindsey Graham have to say about this. I’d also be interested in John Fetterman’s thoughts. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/11/u...

11.03.2026 16:20 πŸ‘ 1478 πŸ” 417 πŸ’¬ 137 πŸ“Œ 13

The best cubby trot!

11.03.2026 16:30 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Impressive!

11.03.2026 15:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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4Roots Farm: A Brighter Food Future Awaits Make a difference with 4Roots Farm. Volunteer or donate now!

This farm is home to the first certified "living building" in Florida, a structure that produces more energy than it uses, captures and filters all its own rainwater, and was built with mass timber sourced from Alabama to reduce its carbon footprint.
4rootsfarm.org

11.03.2026 15:18 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Posting again
She's inspiring...

11.03.2026 07:30 πŸ‘ 155 πŸ” 62 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

There are more instances of United States Citizens being detained by ICE than there are of illegal immigrants voting in elections.

11.03.2026 07:04 πŸ‘ 822 πŸ” 259 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 8

And if I DO answer a survey, it’s because you screwed up enough that I was extremely pissed off.

11.03.2026 15:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dear companies,

I will never take a customer survey after dealing with your business.

Let's just get through this. No need to linger after to reminisce about all the valuable lessons we learned along the way.

11.03.2026 15:19 πŸ‘ 734 πŸ” 48 πŸ’¬ 50 πŸ“Œ 16

I figured it out! What DOGE really stands for was:
Destroying
Operational
Government
Existence

Also, if my toilet paper is made from bamboo, does that mean China is spying on my bathroom?

11.03.2026 15:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Orange and white cat resting on a table; he is one cool character

Orange and white cat resting on a table; he is one cool character

I am offishully nott relly afrade of grossery deliverrys annymore

11.03.2026 02:37 πŸ‘ 1107 πŸ” 56 πŸ’¬ 76 πŸ“Œ 2
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11.03.2026 02:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lock him up, throw away the key, and give us access to HIS Social Security and IRS information.

11.03.2026 00:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@284electra.bsky.social

Huzzah for bear -centric accounts! Be the bear!πŸ»πŸΌπŸ»β€β„οΈ

11.03.2026 00:24 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Bears in the Woods, No! Bears in the Hood! - The Panda Chronicles Frank and Mikey had something to say today, so I let them… (who argues with bears, except other bears [See: Josie]) so let’s put our paws together for another episode of Bear Talk. (I mean…what’s the ...

Frank and Mikey are at it again! Bringing you the Bear-Centric point of view they are known for! It's bears in the woods, vs bears in the hood!

www.yourbrainonpandas.com/bears-in-the...

11.03.2026 00:22 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

in case you
need some baby pandas this morning

10.03.2026 13:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I actually felt like throwing up when I read that. It is beyond obscene and corrupt. He should be in prison.

10.03.2026 06:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A chicken wearing a VR headset is asleep in an armchair. ZZZZZZZ
[pic of PS5 video game case for "SLEEP SIMULATOR"]

A chicken wearing a VR headset is asleep in an armchair. ZZZZZZZ [pic of PS5 video game case for "SLEEP SIMULATOR"]

Immersive. www.patreon.com/posts/immers...

10.03.2026 06:53 πŸ‘ 59 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Binky Li: wheee! i gonna get wet den roll in da dirt!
QB: sighβ€¦πŸ™„

10.03.2026 04:59 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Panda Babies’ Milk Time in Mama Baobao’s Arms 🐼🍼(back from Washington, DC)
Panda Babies’ Milk Time in Mama Baobao’s Arms 🐼🍼(back from Washington, DC) YouTube video by 熹灬熹

Mama Bao with her babies! ❀️
youtube.com/shorts/_DdcX...

09.03.2026 18:03 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œcahoots”? how did she get a law license? does she actually have one?

10.03.2026 04:55 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

waste, fraud, abuse, and stupidity.

10.03.2026 04:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Also known as "using insider knowledge for war profiteering."

09.03.2026 23:21 πŸ‘ 8975 πŸ” 3728 πŸ’¬ 685 πŸ“Œ 278

JFC 🀬🀬🀬

10.03.2026 04:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0