IzaakZed

Gay pop semen hunters.

Stop romanticizing people who are not showing up for you.

#feet

Why do feet taste like that?

I love paying taxes for wars no one wants. I’d rather have potholes and horrible infrastructure too.

Yeah I vape in my office, who’s going to stop me?

SYBAU with your colloquialisms, just say what you mean.

I want a lavender marriage with a femboy.

There’s a war going on? I’m more concerned about getting skinny.

Being past 40 and intentionally getting drunk to the point where you’re puking is wild behavior.

Doing a big cartoon gulp when he says “don’t cum yet”

How do we feel about gay men saying “I’m ovulating” instead of saying literally anything else?

Sucking on something is all that matters @izaakzed.bsky.social @onlydrewskee.bsky.social #BATECRUSH 🩷💦

Hey I had so much fun with you today. Let’s stop talking to each other forever.

A grown ass man just asked me what a VPN is, like Google doesn’t exist. (He’s like 2-3 years younger than I am.)

He asked me if I like bush and I told him I’m not into politics.

Contemplating getting laser tattoo removal done for 90% of my tattoos.

I’m just trying to BROtein maxx.

Focus on yourself bro, they’re still in love with their ex.

Can I suck it? No gay shit.

Behind the scenes.
Shoot updates.
Merch drops.
Cruise Instagram www.instagram.com/BATECRUSH 🩷💦

La Virgen de Zapopan

Es la patrona de Guadalajara y protectora de Costco.

Update. The Costco in PV, Jalisco is safe. There were just burning cars in the Costco parking lot.

White people be like “my cat is non binary.”

Indios con armas? Que novedad.

Came on his butt, call that icing on the cake

Should twinks have rights?

#jonnycraig #dancegavindance #raincitydrive