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Not busy at the moment, there's not many Magnums around at this time of year. Thanks Bruce x

09.03.2026 18:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hello! A bit rubbish at the moment. Bereavement and all that mallarkey. Nice to see you, though x

09.03.2026 18:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Beautiful, beautiful pens. 😍

09.03.2026 18:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I had both of those. It's been One of Those Days.

09.03.2026 18:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Aww, he/she is beautiful. Thank you xx

09.03.2026 18:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is true

09.03.2026 18:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh well. 🤷‍♀️

09.03.2026 18:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I need to find something to do! I'm getting all sad.

09.03.2026 10:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 0

Not really, though.

09.03.2026 10:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I've got a nedache and no purpose. Or porpoise.

09.03.2026 10:22 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I suppose if anything, it shows that no-one really gives a hoot about people.

09.03.2026 10:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Nance and I are going to have a Galentine’s night this Feb 14th. She’s been leaving pictures of fish around that she’d like me to get for her.

01.02.2026 22:14 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

But only for half of us. We got segregated!

09.03.2026 10:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Empty nest syndrome. *sigh*

09.03.2026 10:05 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

But you all left home! 🥺

09.03.2026 09:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I might have to!

08.03.2026 22:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hurrah! So that's where it went!

08.03.2026 22:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My tweets are not sending, for some reason.

08.03.2026 16:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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TK Maxx, lads!

03.03.2026 10:36 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good lad!

03.03.2026 10:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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@chutleynuttocks.bsky.social Happy birthday, Seamus! Have a lovely day! 🎈🎉🎂🎁🍦🎈🎶🎊🍰🪿🎈

20.02.2026 08:02 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I couldn’t possibly comment.

19.02.2026 18:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

#goatsquad assemble! ❤️❤️
Thread!!
@icecrystal.bsky.social

19.02.2026 18:09 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Well this is a truly excellent thread, Mrs Bob! Thank you for bringing it to my attention. 😁

19.02.2026 18:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Goatiest Of All Time?

18.02.2026 21:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Large omelette for lunch. Practically an omel.

02.10.2025 12:39 👍 36 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0

One for sorrow,
Two for joy,
Three for a girl,
Four for a boy,
Five to speak to customer services,
Six to return to the main menu,
Seven to hear those options again

25.11.2024 17:12 👍 353 🔁 120 💬 2 📌 2

“I bring you fun”
“I bring you sunshine”
“I bring you love”

The Three Morecambe and Wise Men.

09.12.2025 06:58 👍 333 🔁 107 💬 12 📌 1

😁😁😁

18.02.2026 21:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

PRETEND you are a dog by moonwalking on the bath mat after having a shit.

13.01.2026 15:56 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0