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60% of the time, Captaining Irrelevance all the time. I like to think I can make good impersonations of myself. Onus of views deferred.

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I love the bed frame bed design.

11.03.2026 00:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The coalface cosplayer... don't see how that improves their chances at all. He'll be begging for Gina to come back to them.

11.03.2026 00:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's funny that he got wedged into actually giving the answer he needed to give, without realising it.

09.03.2026 10:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was going to say the same thing. Sounds hispanic.

08.03.2026 22:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gosh, Firstname randomnumbers really told you, huh...

08.03.2026 21:47 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hang on, did I just hear what I think I heard?

08.03.2026 07:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's healthy to take a break every now and then. We're not required to be here.

08.03.2026 07:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Even the hat is blue...
Interesting overall if it's not doctored...

02.03.2026 07:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Snoodle

25.02.2026 01:19 πŸ‘ 69 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

It's a missed opportunity to call it "Proper Gander".

20.02.2026 10:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Missed opportunity to call it "Proper Gander".

20.02.2026 10:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
β€œFour interviews and this is how I find out they went with someone internal?”

Ian Vaske, Motorcycle Polisher

β€œFour interviews and this is how I find out they went with someone internal?” Ian Vaske, Motorcycle Polisher

Kim Jong-Un Selects Teen Daughter As North Korea’s Next Leader https://theonion.com/kim-jong-un-selects-teen-daughter-as-north-koreas-next-leader/

18.02.2026 20:30 πŸ‘ 818 πŸ” 74 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 5
If you invested $100,000 into ETH when Eric Trump told you to buy, you would now have
$1,245
Ethereum / U.S. Dollar β€’ 1D β€’ COINBASE β€’ 01,805.16 H1,816.28 L1,555.00 C1,573.11 -231.98 (-12.85%)
1,573.06
SELL
0.01
1,573.07
BUY

If you invested $100,000 into ETH when Eric Trump told you to buy, you would now have $1,245 Ethereum / U.S. Dollar β€’ 1D β€’ COINBASE β€’ 01,805.16 H1,816.28 L1,555.00 C1,573.11 -231.98 (-12.85%) 1,573.06 SELL 0.01 1,573.07 BUY

Is this good chat

06.02.2026 01:13 πŸ‘ 5422 πŸ” 1090 πŸ’¬ 145 πŸ“Œ 100

Just wait for the beard that doesn't suit him.

06.02.2026 09:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Some folk out there are generally pretty good at spotting cheap imitations/fakes.

22.01.2026 14:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I continue to maintain that Microsoft had a missed opportunity by not using Cortana as their AI product.

18.01.2026 11:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a group of robotic soldiers are standing next to each other and the word delete is written in white letters . ALT: a group of robotic soldiers are standing next to each other and the word delete is written in white letters .

Her children.

17.01.2026 04:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nuremberg when?

10.01.2026 08:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

FELon giving them license to do what they want, is why I quit Xitter. It just became a bigger game of whack a mole, except you also get the mallet anymore.

10.01.2026 06:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€˜I don’t need international law’: Trump says power constrained only by β€˜my own morality’ President says morality β€˜the only thing that can stop me’ in New York Times interview on limits to his authority

TACO has admitted he's a dictator.

08.01.2026 22:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Similar to why I quit Wikipedia editing - people you argue with make up their own rules, or misuse "guidelines" as rules.

05.01.2026 08:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As a foreign observer (Australia), as far as I'm concerned, the vote did happen, and now he's doing exactly what every critic warned he'd do, yet "the people" still voted him back in.

03.01.2026 20:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

At least it's not Ted Cramwell Motors.

02.01.2026 01:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

This is how I am when I argue with fascists. I don't subscribe to the "leftist" label, but I am "anti-dickhead".

27.12.2025 08:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Capitalism.

24.12.2025 23:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

'tis the LNP way.
If it's not their idea, it's a bad one.

23.12.2025 23:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Anyone who takes Grok for its word has no ability of critical thinking.

15.12.2025 08:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And "the people" voted for that. They're getting the FO of FAFO. There's no forgiving them.

14.12.2025 02:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How dare he defile Clifford's good name.

11.12.2025 01:58 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In theory, sure, but it'd be expected to need to be a "willing" owner of the card.

09.12.2025 23:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0