As a lifelong 'sotan, I'll say this:
I'm not "boycotting" Target. Instead (and this might be worse for them), I don't really like shopping there anymore. If it's just Walmart with lipstick, do I really care?
Normally I'd drop a gif as a response, but holy fuck, Elle. You're so gorgeous I'm actually drooling a little bit.
Coffee enema, huh?
Weed o'Clock
Like a mushroom!
I feel the same, but for me it's Akira Kurosawa.
‘markwayne.’ that is some trashy shit right there. i shouldn’t have to know about a guy named markwayne until the day im finally ready to hire a monster truck chauffeur
I really debated if I should make the joke or not.
But I knew you'd laugh.
Okay I'm just gonna say it
Reply guys. The ones who will never book and just want free photos. I've accepted that this is a necessary evil of marketing. But you don't get free public sexting
We are in a dom-sub relationship, okay? I'M THE DOM.
"Can I do X with you?," "Can I come over?" Etc...
To me it seems like it's easier to fuck horizontally, but if you want to stand up, then go for it!
🤪💀🤣
Use it in a sentence:
"Whitney Cohen has awesome gongoozlers"
💀
He really did nut.
A kitchen counter with a cursed square waffle and cursed waffle iron on it with that “optimally packed 17 squares” layout that is deeply unsettling to look at. The outer parts are aligned to a square but there are 7 squares in the middle at various angles and it looks like complete nonsense but it is in fact the most compact way to store 17 squares in a larger square. I have no idea where this came from and whoever made it should go to jail.
You may not like it, but this is the optimal way to construct a waffle with exactly 17 squares.
Where else are they supposed to post long form stupid hot takes?
Deleted. It was too disgusting to look at.
Holy fuck, cpanel still exists?
🤣 you've all got me afraid to even ask if anyone is available on short notice.... 🤣🤣
Nope!
The only discourse needed right now.
An interesting change of pace from the usual uncredited pictures, even if it's not you. 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
EVERY TIME but I keep trying to watch foreign films and stuff that looks unique 😅
Trying to figure out how to rebuild my networks & business after Twitter suspended my 12 yr old account for posting something that hurt wittle Elon’s feewings. 🫠 Please help me find my people again! My schedule is wide open this week & would love to make some new friends! (remylively.com for info)
