Correct (also one of the 5th graders I’m currently directing in a musical just told me all about how she was in a production of it last year and now it’s all I can think about)
oh GREAT now i have to completely rewrite my script "Fuck Plane"
look at my country man, we’re getting out-No Kings’d by the fuckin’ british
adairsofair commented on instagram: In elementary school we weren't allowed to wear hats and in 3rd grade this boy, Joey, came in with a hat on and we were all like "Joey ur gonna get in trouble!" And the teacher told him to take it off but he said he got a really bad hair cut so the teacher and him went out in the hall and then they came back in and she said "Joey is allowed to wear a hat today"
laughing so hard I might cry at this random instagram comment
"the camp was raided to confiscate letters from the children"
nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up
lmao eat shit, surveillance state.
classic tweet @futurevictim_ the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
It’s 2026. There is a measles outbreak in the prison for babies
Right wing white dudes finally noticing things a lot of women do for their kids, offices and communities on a daily basis:
PROFESSIONAL GRADE LOGISTICS
How fares the King
Happy 11th anniversary of me losing my fucking mind over this QVC clip
Every time the Trump regime uses the words "funded protesters" and "outside agitators" news outlets need to cut to this photo from last week.
ICE has invaded these communities. Outside agitators don't show up in their fucking bathrobes.
The fact that Gavin Newsom is even talking to the likes of Shapiro is a sign that he’s a non-starter. I’ve never forgotten how Shapiro said that Trayvon Martin deserved to die. Not fucking ever.
ICYMI
Hard to imagine many takes that aged as bad as this one
www.nytimes.com/2016/05/01/o...
Re this 2-post thread: No journalists, including those at 60 Minutes, are obliged to include non-responsive quotes in pieces. Was the question to the White House "What should 60 Minutes cover?" If not, you do not have to grant them free airtime in a story in the name of "balance" or anything else.
We are deporting citizens.
California is the movie theater attached to it that is the only thing left people go to
I'm not exaggerating when I say following @boltsmag.org rn will unlock money for our journalism.
A generous reader, @russ41.bsky.social, has offered to donate $1 for every 1-person increase to our follower count.
If you're not following @boltsmag.org yet, it'll directly help fund our reporting!
screenshot of my bluesky notifications notification of people who liked my post “MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes” and a notification that an evil dragon followed me
oh no
Have you checked your house to make sure a small dog hasn’t been secretly living with you all this time?
My kids have measles, I lost my job, and I'm going to die because RFK Jr. cancelled the clinical trials that might have cured my cancer. But at least I know there won't be any same-sex couples in the next Frozen movie.
The inner picture also shows the west wing demolished instead of the east wing. Come the fuck on
a burrowing owl looking at the camera, angerily, while a 2nd looks at the first owl, also angry
No outside today, here are two burrowing owls I saw 2 years ago today reacting to the news. of today. #birds
Hey, a lot of people are talking about changing affiliation from Democratic to Independent.
Let me tell you why you shouldn’t do that in Colorado.
One of the main ways to get a primary challenge candidate on a ballot is to caucus for your party. You need to be registered as a Dem to caucus.
Hahahahaha I also lived in Chelsea and witnessed similar performances over the years, including lingering outside a coffee shop at an angle aimed for maximum passerby exposure and actively making a brooding face to demonstrate the heavy weight of the world on his deeply sensitive intellect
Screenshot of a post from Ms Rachel’s Instagram Real Question from The NY Times As you know, a group has suggested, albeit without evidence, that you are accepting money in order to further Hamas's agenda. Is that true? This accusation is not only absurd, it's patently false.
Ms Rachel says The New York Times asked her if she’s funded by Hamas
Awesome!! Congrats!
Once again pleading for an ethical way to buy @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social merch! The opportunists selling copies on Etsy are not aligned with the cause.
