Minerva P Kelley

Screenshot of a preview for a (now deleted) thread on the /r/UmaMusume subreddit titled "When they make out, does Marche's puppet do commentary". The image under the title shows Marche Lorraine and Loves Only You together in a screenshot from the game, with the former talking to the latter through her puppet.

/r/UmaMusume's mods are cowards for deleting that one, these are the important lore questions that need answering.

Happy International Women's Day! Big fan of women. Like them so much I had to become one

My new video is out on YouTube now:

"Why the New York Times Loves Stupid Questions"

youtu.be/ztQJ7XGuPhc

you cooked on this one bestie

Narita Top Road: do you wanna buy some video games? Look, the store is right there

Admire Vega: Game"Stop"? As if I can rest. I'll never falter... not until I reach the end of my path.

Top Road, eyes shimmering: R-Right! I'll... follow your lead...

T.M. Opera O: One copy of Minecraft, please

recolored and hastily edited windows 11 background. it says windows 13 and it's green

Windows 13 rumored to "suck your dick clean off", per sources close to Microsoft.

a smiling curren chan takes a selfie with a dead-eyed looking admire vega. alongside them is a screenshot of a tumblr post reading "problematic will to live gap"

#umamusume

I start inserting a bunch of vague and ominous statements into our conversation when you notice that I'm wearing a shirt that says "I ♥️ Foreshadowing"

The Devil Wears Prada fans when a woman their mother's age is mean to them

An entire video devoted to one of my favorite adages 🙏

Oof. I just read your post in the most uncharitable, pedantic way possible, and I gotta tell ya: it's not looking good for you.

Holds up

whenever they reveal new pokemon starters ppl act like it's some kind of creatively bankrupt decision to make the final evos bipedal as if making them a humanoid baddie wouldn't make ppl like them MORE. "Oh no this cute animal evolves into a sexy furry!" "My steak too juicy, my lobster too buttery!"

Last night was an infinitely replayable roguelike deckbuilder

God forbid an AGP get a little motion

The choreography for UMA IN AMERICA includes a part where the Umas hit the dab, thus confirming the existence of Migos in the Umamusume timeline

Harper's Bazaar gooning article son or New York Magazine BL article daughter

the Ramadan posting has been crazy this year

I'm at a Ross that sells shoes but has no bench for trying on the shoes and also you're not allowed to take shoes into the dressing room and I think this should actually be against the law

Once you learn about California's subsidized water policy you'll never stop wanting to beat alfalfa farmers to death with your bare hands

I see a lot of posts about how anime has become mainstream but I think that's really only true for like Ghibli, Sailor Moon, shounen battle series and a couple seinen here and there. Anything outside that feels like it's still very much the domain of weird losers (me)

windows 11 truly is the devil's operating system

Lowkirk worried I've ruined Radiohead for my wife cause whenever I'm really sad I like to lay in bed and listen to OK Computer so now when my wife hears Airbag or Paranoid Android she runs into the bedroom like "nooo what's wrong bb 🥺🥺🥺"

I'm over here sauteing my onions and garlic I got olive oil on my onions and garlic rn I'm just sauteing my shit. I'm hungry as fuck man I'm a freak man like fr

"They hate to see two woke bitches winning."

New response to any criticism of my podcasts just dropped

I walk into a meeting dressed in a low-key business casual fit and all my coworkers are muppets

getting involved in my local trans scene is funny cause being the one bitch with a high paying office job in a room full of transient diy/punk anarchists has me feeling like whatever the opposite of this image is