𝐌𝐚𝐱𝐱 🦇

i love me a good little butter sandwich as a snack

i feel like i’m 18 again the way being in STEM got me on caffeine and nicotine first thing in the morning and throughout the day just to stay awake and sane

toronto weather pisses me off so bad. bc wdym it was 17° like two days ago and now it feels like -9° outside 😫

my sister and i don’t even live together anymore and she’s still bullying me 💀

UGHHH RAHHHHH FUCKKKKK

i have an anxious attachment style to my anthropology lab mates

my snoopy collection grows yet again (take money away from me please)

i got this snoopy for $8 when it was originally $40 because something had spilled on him. i am overjoyed. just need to clean him!!!

being strong fucking sucks when life constantly throws bullshit at you. but you’ve gotten through it before and you’ll get through it again. that doesn’t mean it won’t be hard, but you’ve got this. love you always.

my lab group trying to determine what genus this belongs to and going
“it’s giving homo”

being gay is so awesome cause me and my bf will sit and analyze how carlos oliveira’s butthole is drawn in nsfw art

MY FETLIFE GOT TAKEN DOWN LMFAOOO

WTFFFFF 😭 i’ve never heard of that before damn tiktok is just getting worse and worse

sometimes tiktok does this thing where it doesn’t upload properly and it shows 0 views. see if you can send it in a DM or text messages, if you can’t then it didn’t post properly

it shouldn’t. i’ve seen people post pretty revealing fits, cleavage and otherwise and they do fine. i’ve posted in pretty skimpy fits too n been okay. besides, ive had to report literal porn being labelled as ads that somehow stay up forever 💀

so annoying when my body randomly thinks it’s being hunted for sport

i cackled out loud fr 😭😭

i love when my feed lines up perfectly. in the wise words of @allieinchains.bsky.social “slayer more like gayer haha got em”

ALLIE 💀💀💀

i want so badly to be using this app more but my feed is so fucking boring like genuinely 😭 i keep trying to follow accounts that post stuff im interested in n whatnot. does anyone have feed recommendations that are interesting/good? music related, movies, games, art, etc

was taking a nap yesterday and woke up to my partner crying playing RDR2 cause he just got Mary’s last letter to Arthur. i heard “oh arthur…” and went the fuck back to sleep, did NOT need to traumatize myself like that again

this is an ai hate account

was not expecting my older egyptology professor to compliment my bathory hoodie and talk about how he used to listen to a bunch of bands like them “back in his younger days” 💀 he looks like an older british version of milo thatch btw LMAO

literally has never happened before so i was like oh that’s new

my muscles are so tense in my body from getting over strep throat, covid, and a sinus infection in less than a month. i went to do my T shot last night and literally heard and felt the crunch/pop noise of it going into the muscle 💀 so fucking gross

a black and white typography edit that reads "i am making permanent choices because i want permanent changes." the text is in all caps and is printed over a opened case of tools. the image is textured with very small halftone dots

i ❣️ bodily autonomy

i do not want to lead discussion in lecture today pls kill me

testosterone doing wonders for my butt

having a chronically offline partner actually rules so hard