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Dr. Jess Hebert

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HEE-bert | Assistant Professor, OHSU | Kidney/Repro/DOHaD scientist | #TeamPlacenta | The PDX Broadsides chanteuse | Mama | 85% Muppet by volume | https://jesshebert.carrd.co/

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a man is holding a white pillow in his mouth Alt: a man is holding a white pillow in his mouth screaming ahhhhhh

After months of waiting, the status of my grant has just been updated from "Pending" to "Pending." Very informative. Much helpful.

10.03.2026 23:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Special announcement!
We're playing a show with @pdxbroadsides.bsky.social and The Chris Waffle Explosion and Extra Lives - an interactive musical RPG where you decide the story! This is going to be awesome!

Mon March 16th at The Twilight Cafe!

Tickets:
tickets.holdmyticket.com/tickets/459908

10.03.2026 23:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

PORTLANDERS. I'll be playing here with @pdxbroadsides.bsky.social on Monday night, please get tickets and come on down! Let's sell this puppeh OUT. #PDX #nerdmusic

10.03.2026 23:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

AAAAAH NEEEEERDS

10.03.2026 21:51 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Run by people more interested in money than the community, so basically.

09.03.2026 03:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fan reports being shoved by Michael Rooker at a photo op, likely in a rush with heightened emotions because ops were so oversold and mismanaged. :/ pugetpress.com/2026/03/08/m...

09.03.2026 03:02 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Everything from folks talking about waiting 6+ hours to meet Kristen Schaal and still not getting their paid autograph to artists who were stuck in unfindable and unadvertised basement spots to cosplayers who got kicked out for unclear reasons, all posts gettin' DELETED. #ECCC

09.03.2026 02:48 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Trump: "Look, free Venezuelan oil!"
Oil companies: "Actually, we're good, oil is cheapest it's been in a while, we don't need that."
Trump: "YOU DIDN'T SAY THANK YOU AND CALL ME JESUS, I WILL SHOW ME...UH, YOU"

09.03.2026 02:45 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I heard about the concert stage upstairs (which the year they had us in Musicalley was...not well curated or directed or anything), but we weren't invited as musicians nor were any of our Seattle nerd music friends. ECCC has no idea what it wants to be other than greedy.

09.03.2026 02:30 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve had an exhibitor booth here for 10 years or so and we’re not re-upping this year bc of the disastrous way we were treated. They got rid of our booth upstairs to put in a concert stage and kicked us downstairs and then did no advertising to let people know that the floor wasn’t just resellers.

09.03.2026 00:16 πŸ‘ 122 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2
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Extra Lives | Join the Gaming Music Experience Discover Extra Lives, an interactive video game concert experience. Explore our team, tour dates, merchandise, and contact information for the ultimate gaming music event.

My nerd band will be doing a set at this frankly incredible event next Monday the 16th at the Twilight CafΓ©. Must be seen to be believed. Interactive Video Game concert!

07.03.2026 05:59 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I love sled hockey. I don't love that every time the US score a goal they play the same solo to Freebird. And it was US 14, Italy 1... #Paralympics

08.03.2026 19:36 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have moved from lumbar pain to midback. EVOLUTION.

08.03.2026 19:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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The β€œmedia bias” chart so many people keep sharing is very dumb. This one I made a few years ago contains the same information and is just as useful.

06.03.2026 20:05 πŸ‘ 60 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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The power of musicβ€¦πŸ€#cello #cellist #fyp #foryou #neiperte #neipertee #disease #disability #music #inspo #valentinairlando #hope #viral #viralvideo #viraltiktok TikTok video by Valentina Irlando

The deaf dancer was accompanied by strings, including the fabulous pianist and cellist Valentina Irlanda, who has a rare muscular disease and must use oxygen and a wheelchair. What talent. www.tiktok.com/@valentinair...

06.03.2026 21:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Paralympics opening anthem was played by three alpenhorns, a theremin, and singing glasses as the lead instruments. Unexpectedly beautiful.

06.03.2026 20:41 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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~MEDUZA~ The official website for MEDUZA - the biggest global streaming Italian artist in the history of music in Italy.

The Paralympics Opening Ceremonies have been fantastic. There was an acrobatic/aerial act with a spinning mirror door that was extraordinary, an electronic musician with folks setting up optical illusion set pieces to play on, a deaf dancer, and this band who rocked the march. meduzamusic.net

06.03.2026 20:04 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Every Friday we have a group lab materials, equipment, safety, and staffing (MESS) meeting, 9 AM online. I needed to screen share a document we're working on, and the camera turned on. Welcome to my couch with echoes of CPAP straps on my makeup-free face.

Today, *I* am the MESS.

06.03.2026 18:09 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Kindergarten teacher voice: "Okay, WaPo, we don't have to say every thing that comes into our inbox. That's a silly idea! No, friend, catch a bubble, we're going to make some different choices."

06.03.2026 18:02 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Corporate Media Buries Story of US and Israel Killing 168 in Girls School Attack No front-page stories in NYT, WSJ, WaPo. No mention on NBC and CBS Sunday Shows. No stand alone segments on Evening News shows. A death count on par with the OKC bombing is relegated to the back page.

β€œNo front-page stories in NYT, WSJ, WaPo. No mention on NBC and CBS Sunday Shows. No stand alone segments on Evening News shows. A death count on par with the OKC bombing is relegated to the back page.” www.columnblog.com/p/corporate-...

05.03.2026 04:01 πŸ‘ 4228 πŸ” 2118 πŸ’¬ 64 πŸ“Œ 77

It's written in basically the same tone (and I did the audiobooks, she read them both). It's pretty stark realism. It's hard to say I liked it because nobody in it is particularly likeable, but the story's really catchy.

04.03.2026 23:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

good lord, a marine was calling out Senator Sheehy during a senate hearing so Sheehy gave him a compound arm fracture and then the cops tried to put the marine in handcuffs

04.03.2026 22:40 πŸ‘ 54 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

@wyden.senate.gov @bynum.house.gov We The People did not ask to go to war. AGAIN.

04.03.2026 22:44 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I just finished Jennette McCurdy's "Half His Age," which was a somewhat fictionalized version of a relationship she had at 17-18. It's about a student-teacher relationship, and it reads like Lolita met Less Than Zero and Genuine Fraud. It's not long, but it's a lot.

04.03.2026 22:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My mistake, as ever, is taking a second to hope anything is moving in the right direction.

04.03.2026 21:11 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Was this a job option? Because for money I will also read to you aloud from the latest research because I WANT YOU TO KNOW HOW COOL IT ALL IS

Yes, I am a Science Bard. #scicomm

04.03.2026 08:34 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Animals vs. Magicians is exactly your gig.

04.03.2026 08:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We do maybe one or two in a row as we watch it, agree, but it hits the right spot these days.

04.03.2026 05:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't know if y'all are watching Strip Law on Netflix, but it's so stupid and hilarious. It's so very Las Vegas meets Bob's Burgers meets Always Sunny. There's a running gag with a guy named Lunchmeat. It's all pretty perfect.

04.03.2026 05:09 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Quite literally: God damn it.

03.03.2026 20:08 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0