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01.01.2025 03:23
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Happy New Year, Sky gang
Happy New Year!
|| All my bosses left and I was alone dealing with the bullshit 🫠
“Hey, I’ve gone from getting played by the Council of my own species to working alongside mercs who’ve proven themselves more trustworthy than most politicians. Nyreen set a hell of a standard. And now I don’t judge a species without understanding their motives first. That includes mercenaries.”
Garrus: so, Shepard, who do you think is the most dangerous person in the galaxy?
Shepard: That has to be Liara.
Wrex: Because she would throw you across the room if you displease her?
Garrus: I think he meant because she could start a war in less than a second.
Wrex: So, not in bed then?
“I’m Commander Shepard… and Ryncol is my favorite drink on the Cit—Cidatel… Cida—uh, the Citadel. Yeah, that’s the one… the Citadel.”
“What your people achieved will be remember for generations. Maybe it is a good thing you weren’t there. You’d have made the rest of us look bad considering how you run around with Krogans and Talons like it’s just another day.”
Zeelo'Gisel vas Shedor
Former Migrant Fleet Marines
-Mass Effect RP (Post Reaper Invasion)
-SFW (NSFW in dms)
-18+ writers only
-semi detailed/detailed roleplays preferred
-plot based
🔁/🗨️ = Starter or DM for plotting
“The galaxy needs more people like you. Quarians know how to leave a mark—sometimes literally. I’ve met a few of your kind who’ve been unforgettable.”
“A short ride feels a lot longer when Liara lectures Javik like his teacher and he provokes her like a bored kid.”
“You’ve definitely had some wild rides. Not sure if I should be impressed or concerned. How’d you end up working with the Talons?”
“Folded like a pretzel? Sounds like you can handle yourself just fine. Patriarch’s protection definitely makes a statement. But if you’re the one doing the folding, that’s an even stronger message.”
“If you’re homesick, Purgatory might be worth a visit. It’s more civilized than Afterlife. Still intense, but without the chaos. Could give you some space to think without someone coming up behind you to punch you for no reason.”
“Guess I’d embarrassed myself enough on the dance floor, so he took it upon himself to teach me—under the pretext that it wasn’t fair to be the better shot and the better dancer.”
“Society turned a blind eye. Humans of the time let this… odd form of entertainment—memes—dictate the future. It took a bad sense of humor on digital networks and enough wealth to fool an entire species. You’d think humanity would’ve been smart enough by now to stop following the likes of him.”
“Thought about hosting Thanksgiving, but then I remembered the last time we all gathered in the apartment…
Jack and Miranda nearly blew each other to pieces over mashed potatoes and EDI gave Joker a fun fact about digestion that ruined dinner for everybody.”
ᵃᶠᵗᵉʳ ᵗⁱᵐᵉ ᵃᵈʳⁱᶠᵗ ᵃᵐᵒⁿᵍ ᵒᵖᵉⁿ ˢᵗᵃʳˢ, ᵃˡᵒⁿᵍ ᵗⁱᵈᵉˢ ᵒᶠ ˡⁱᵍʰᵗ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵗʰʳᵒᵘᵍʰ ˢʰᵒᵃˡˢ ᵒᶠ ᵈᵘˢᵗ, ᴵ ʷⁱˡˡ ʳᵉᵗᵘʳⁿ ᵗᵒ ʷʰᵉʳᵉ ᴵ ᵇᵉᵍᵃⁿ. ᴷᵉᵉˡᵃʰ ˢᵉ'ˡᵃⁱ.
“My dance moves might be questionable, but the music in Purgatory doesn’t exactly help. It’s like trying to groove to a distress signal. What am I supposed to do with that noise?”
“Driving the Mako is less ‘all-terrain’ and more ‘hold on for dear life.’”
❝ As the stardust that made me, so shall I find my own light within. ❞
✦ Sometimes posts OOC
✦ Always SFW, exceptions in DMs
✦ Ships w/ good chemistry
✦ Will match RP style
✦ Casual & serious RP
✦ Friendly
✦ Writer is 18+
#MassEffectRP
#MERP
#Quarian
🔃appreciated!
“A 21st century visionary, if you can even call it that. He thought he could colonize Mars without ever understanding how to manage Earth. If he were here now, he would be trying to build shuttles using scrap metal from a Krogan junkyard and demanding a seat on the Council.”
EVERY BODY SHUT UP AND WISH MASS EFFECT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY
“Elon Musk is basically the Illusive Man. Big ego, obsessed with saving humanity… except Musk is still stuck on Earth. Guess the Reapers grounded his space plans. Turns out, you can’t out-Tweet extinction.
..Clearly been spending too much time with Joker—my sense of humor’s going straight to hell.”
“If EDI starts calling ChatGPT her ‘preferred processing unit,’ we might need to stage an intervention.”
• Mass Effect RP
• Detailed
• Ships? The Normandy
• MDNI
“I should go.”