simoan

Internet Friends It’s a weird experience grieving someone you never met in real life but saw and interacted with on the internet nearly every day...

i miss tia @cupofteej.bsky.social so I wrote about it here

open.substack.com/pub/nomanyid...

i remember i said in baguette and the woman corrected me and said « oone baguette madame?? » in a way that une sounded so obnoxious i have never forgotten

hi pls follow me on tiktok (simoannnnnn) ((it has 6 n’s))

a chicken is dancing on a pole . ALT: a chicken is dancing on a pole .

you’re my soda pop, my little soda pop

Cats serve cunt and dogs serve the state. There really is no comparison here.

im a real nasty girl im slimy 🐌

“What happens to a dream deferred?

Does it dry up
like a raisin in the sun?
Or fester like a sore--
And then run?
Does it stink like rotten meat?
Or crust and sugar over--
like a syrupy sweet?

Maybe it just sags
like a heavy load.

Or does it explode?”

- Langston Hughes

i love speaking french !! all the time i spent learning it and ppl told me it was useless didn’t realize how cool fun hot and international it feels to be a french speaker !

Yeah for sure i love her so much my heart hurts badly for her

london is ass

anyways going to paris tomorrow and hopefully my energy recuperates!!

is expressing disappointment a form of judging ?? pls answer idk how to talk to one of my best friends who’s marrying a man who cheated on her (she’s v delusional and anxious)

REAL

doing the baby challenge in the villa where most of the couples are in situationships i have to laugh #loveislandusa

Like I know we all « hate » this cast … but i’d love to see them in a jersey shore type situation … #loveislandusa

olandria ! excellent clarke and taylor response today !! #loveislandusa

let my posts reflect that im an og amaya stan and nicolandria hive #loveislandusa

yes … i feel like tiktok lowkey singularly ruined love island not “new fans” and not the success of s6

Simon (a lynx point Siamese cat) being cute in the bathtub

i love my cat simon so much! adopting him has truly changed my life for the better !!

end of tonight’s episode #loveislandusa wins? amaya knows she’s loved, ace knows he’s not! randoms have been expelled from villa, free of Austin and TJ

Well Pepe is being honest and super gentle with Gracyn and that’s really all you can ask for #LoveIslandUSA

Amaya deserves a new cast of men AND women #loveislandusa

Olandria can’t pretend she doesn’t care about Taylor and it’s so embarrassing omg #loveislandusa

Chelley you’re too pretty to act this UGLY this came off v weird and petty #loveislandusa

olandria, chelley, and cierra are mean girls ! they never liked huda and used this all as an excuse #loveislandusa

at this point i want huda to win bc it’ll make them mad #loveislandusa

((I don’t think Chelley ever liked Huda and is using this as an excuse to write her off)) #loveislandusa

Austin being a trumpkin is v obvious in this conflict with Amaya #loveislandusa

need a g*n and a flight to fiji #loveislandusa