Lisa

Incredible

Got an estate agent coming round tomorrow and anxiety of knowing someone is going to critique my house is vom. Adulting is the worst!

Petrol station queued off the forecourt. Let the panic buying commence

I really feel for you. Yesterday my Nan called me to insist she was taking me to Florida (something she did when I was a child) and told me the hotel we were staying at. Fast forward to 11:45pm and she’s calling, frightened, because she can’t get her medication out of the dispenser. Sending love

Sound up for maximum Baxter

Chilli beef nacho night

So sorry to hear this

I’ve never needed them, in the last 15 years. First time for everything

Started the week with my hand down the outside drain. Home ownership is the gift that keeps on giving

My deepest condolences x

Has his 20 years started yet?

LDN ❤️

Friday AND half term

I wonder if there was a moment where he thought it was a birthday prank

I like to think you’ve had this stored in your camera roll for years, just waiting for today

For all your toe grooming needs

“Let me state clearly: the law must take its course”.

This makes me feel more patriotic than any number of bedraggled lamppost flags.

Superb. At Sandringham, on his birthday. Feels like it’s my birthday

Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office It comes after Thames Valley Police said they were assessing a complaint over the alleged sharing of confidential material by the former prince with Jeffrey Epstein.

Andrew arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c7...

It was the fuck around of times, it was the find out of times. Incredible

squidward from spongebob squarepants is laying in bed wearing a nightcap and a hat . ALT: squidward from spongebob squarepants is laying in bed wearing a nightcap and a hat .

Middle of the night insomnia means today I have a front seat on the struggle bus

@graceldn.bsky.social happy birthday you total babe. I hope you’re having the best day xx

Had drinks with Domhnall Gleeson at Edinburgh Fringe. My friend asked him ‘so what do you do for work?’ ☠️

@watsoncomedian.bsky.social happy birthday you wonderful human

I’m sat in an empty waiting room at the hospital (a miracle in itself). A man walks in, sits one seat away from me, and proceeds to watch videos OUT LOUD on his phone. Why men, why???

Present company excepted

Did your sport watching partner agree because I do not get the same feedback on the ch5 coverage….

See also, having a conversation with Lucy. An amazingly knowledgeable history nerd

Tonight, 10 called me into his bedroom and said ‘I just wanted to tell you how much I love you and ask, what’s a dermatologist?’

When you’ve got work at 9 and football training at 5