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old and slutty like your mom Just in case: @Niceandinnocent@jorts.horse

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A few coworkers told me they use AI on their daily life and I sent the fuck off. Stopped short of calling them idiots because I like them.

11.03.2026 00:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Like my dog?

10.03.2026 22:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

For years I've been like "you think things are bad now just wait they're going to get much worse" and I really want to be wrong someday

10.03.2026 22:07 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Super Marie Sisters

10.03.2026 22:05 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If Bluesky has this big of an effect I bet buttholes are polling through the roof

10.03.2026 22:05 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Earlier I implied that I escorted yo' momma through the Strait of Hormuz. I apologize for the misinformation. Yo' momma's too fat for such a narrow passageway and whatnot.

10.03.2026 20:56 πŸ‘ 1190 πŸ” 209 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 8

Smol bean Queen

10.03.2026 19:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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CPJ, Free Press lead call for journalist Estefany RodrΓ­guez’s release from ICE detention - Committee to Protect Journalists The Committee to Protect Journalists and Free Press led a coalition of more than 40 press freedom, human rights, and media organizations in a joint statement Tuesday calling for the release of journal...

It is outrageous that Nashville Notacias reporter Estefany Rodriguez was detained and taken out of state because of ICE reporting.

We are proud to join 40 other press freedom, civic and media orgs to call for her immediate release.
cpj.org/2026/03/cpj-...

#PressFreedom
apnews.com/article/repo...

10.03.2026 18:09 πŸ‘ 198 πŸ” 90 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

I thought you could get AIDS from any kind of sex so I was afraid of sex until like 16

10.03.2026 18:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is why they killed Charlie Kirk

10.03.2026 18:23 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
NYT: Rashida Tlaib’s Expletive-Laden Cry to Impeach Trump Upends Democrats’ Talking Points

NYT: Rashida Tlaib’s Expletive-Laden Cry to Impeach Trump Upends Democrats’ Talking Points

NYT search result showing no results for Andy Ogles

NYT search result showing no results for Andy Ogles

NYT when a Muslim congresswoman says β€œmotherfucker”: This is a problem for Democrats

NYT when a Christian Republican congressman says β€œMuslims don't belong in American society”: 0 results

10.03.2026 17:01 πŸ‘ 1498 πŸ” 403 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 8

What's the point of this?

10.03.2026 16:47 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He's the guy who doesn't pan his stereo tracks btw

10.03.2026 15:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This guy at work is always a grumpy dickhead.

10.03.2026 15:00 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

You'd be surprised

10.03.2026 14:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Who care

10.03.2026 14:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That's the whole idea

10.03.2026 14:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not exactly what I was thinking but I'll take it

10.03.2026 14:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Obama could have abolished ICE but instead he funded them more

10.03.2026 14:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks Obama

10.03.2026 14:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
the new york times post captioned β€œhere are the suggested serving sizes of common household supplies that surprised us the most” with a photo of a glob of white goo in the palm of a hand

the new york times post captioned β€œhere are the suggested serving sizes of common household supplies that surprised us the most” with a photo of a glob of white goo in the palm of a hand

gotta be another way to do this

10.03.2026 00:56 πŸ‘ 3251 πŸ” 430 πŸ’¬ 83 πŸ“Œ 119

If you're roughly my age you remember when Obama turned out to be a huge fucking disappointment too

10.03.2026 13:44 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The funny thing is the kids have already moved on from Italian Brain rot

10.03.2026 13:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Art Blakey and the Jizz Messengers

15.02.2026 02:54 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Everything is computer

10.03.2026 03:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The opening scene of Final Destination Bloodlines is fucking amazing

10.03.2026 03:25 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We're up to $3.25-.50 in NNJ

10.03.2026 03:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

No, just a regular ass state university

10.03.2026 02:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm halfway there

10.03.2026 02:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You should see them after a piece of ass

10.03.2026 02:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0