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someone stole my capsule hotel slippers while I was in the shower 😭

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How To Lose Philip K. Dick’s Head In 2005, David Hanson left Philip K. Dick’s head on a plane. Hanson, a roboticist, was en route to Google to present his team’s project— a...

fell down a bit of an internet rabbit hole and TIL in 2005 a robotic replica of Philip K. Dick's head was lost on a flight change and hasn't been found since
slate.com/culture/2012...

RIP Reddit

in Rotterdam for a work trip. Went in a local grocery store, found the cheese section, saw God

Something very dystopian about having to prove to a computer that I'm not a robot

this is where I work 😭 more reasons to telework I guess lol www.asahi.com/sp/ajw/artic...

rage-napped for like 4hrs today

A group of handdrawn fish.

Why I 🧡 the web.

drawafish.com

Just draw the fish. Trust me. 🐟

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
(is it a trap???)

I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase ‘There’s no such thing as a free lunch’. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is ‘The only free cheese is in the mousetrap’ - which is so much better

🤣🤣🤣 congrats tho!!

Remembering now all the BS we put him through in class.... Retirement well-deserved, sir 🤣 🫡

I just heard the news that one of my high school teachers, who was in the cohort of kind of younger teachers at my school, is RETIRING and I am SHOOK 💀

I don't know any phone numbers but I just realized that I still remember the cheat code that unlocks all of the levels of Lemmings that I memorized when I was like 8

wtf is this Birkin bag ass business model on Google Gemini API

got garden-pathed by this headline lol

congrats!!!

Sometimes one needs to remember that Zombo.com still exists. It remains the most welcoming site on the internet. You can do anything there.

If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from Star Wars or Transformers.

I had a dream that I had gotten de-de-sensitized to the smell of the inside of my own head, and so I could suddenly smell the inside of my own head, and it smelled like burning electronics 💀

AI is learning to lie, scheme and threaten its creators More than two years after ChatGPT shook the world, AI researchers still don't fully understand how their own creations work.

#robotiprising

www.japantimes.co.jp/business/202...

starting to dress more like a local (a local ojisan)

I feel like someone must have put an extremely petty hex on me, all of my attempts this week to open any "easy open" packaging has resulted in catastrophic failure

now I just want halal cart 😭

From the nyc community on Reddit: This was one of Zohran’s best ads. Cheap halal appeals to everyone Explore this post and more from the nyc community

www.reddit.com/r/nyc/s/IgPX...

$10??? $8, even?? it was $5 when I was there 🤣

I'm on a rampage lol this is not even actually my job 😭

having to spend all of this morning writing angry emails 🤬 #ResearcherLyfe

a cartoon of a boat with the words baleeted written on it . ALT: a cartoon of a boat with the words baleeted written on it .

looks like they just straight up removed that reviewer yesss 💪

Haven't seen any squirrels in the neighborhood. Asked Yuki if she's seen any but if she did she's not telling