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What a wonderful opportunity for all of us and this website. Toni is bringing the juice

For the record in case it ever matters I think this is bad for the language

Gionna Daddio being the other most obvious one

mickey used to have real problems. he'd never clear a machine gun nest these days, too soft

I don’t want to discourage the brave people doing this work but this is really lacking:

do you have the right? absolutely yes

if an ICE agent says fuck you and beats you to within an inch of your life, can you file a lawsuit for damages? basically no

Imagine if they let him just use his name and we could have Guenther vs Bronson Rechsteiner

Holy shit lol

Scott Bessent got called away to the Situation Room mid-interview.

When he got back, he was asked what was happening. Bessent said Trump was in "great spirits."

He then randomly volunteered that he had a teen "considering military service" and would trust his child's life with Trump and Hegseth.

Holy shit lol

Hard agree. It's actively ruining sports, and it's bad for society for you to be able to lose your house in 10 minutes from your couch

Was Batman not available?

Best to ever do it, Chiles

I will shame my political opponents via cartoons that show them as God Emperor of Dune

Apart from the sovereignty issue, that's about 22% of annual US production of Tomahawks flying past there.

This isn't a sustainable campaign.

Gotta assume/hope that Jim Leonhard is fully bought in on this re: scheme fit

Gotta assume/hope that Jim Leonhard is fully bought in on this re: scheme fit

I will eat my words when his entire left leg falls off during OTAs

I think this is fine? $29M guaranteed, if he earns $52M it will have been more than worth it.

“Oh they did such a nice job with him. He looks so lifelike. So peaceful.”

Conservative white man with a ponytail…

Lol brutal

Why is he standing next to Michael Jackson

in the stripped club. straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My peanits

The 2023 time stamp on this canon post is incredible. This is a 2014 weird twitter post. It’s like discovering the living coelacanth

Okay Field Yates corrected himself, it’s the expected $12M. That’s gotta just be enough to get DJ Moore here?

Makes sense that the Bills restructured Josh Allen’s contract to make room, but I don’t think it’s possible to create $40M from him alone. Maybe that brings the offseason total to $40M?

Girls with depression can't wear tube tops

Why “snake yoga” when you could do “some number of animals we aren’t sure which kind in the woods behind my parents house yoga,” only $20 for a session and you just lie down at night in the woods

What the fuck.

It’s insane how quickly Meyers fell to 24th after that contract

This will remain the 2nd most memorable Kay Ivey moment of my lifetime