Fish are people!?! What's next, you're going to tell us butt is legs?

Sometimes all you need to make your day better is a breakfast burrito. If that doesn't work, have a second one.

Had one heck of a nightmare last night. I dreamt I was still married.

No Smorking.

Gah! Beat me to it.

When I bought this vod some years back I was so obsessed that I watched it all or in part almost every day for over a year. This is neither a lie nor an exaggeration.

"It's Jody from Family Affair all growed up." - Hercules Against the Moon Men.

See, THIS is how you get me to buy a game.

Find the papers. Then give them to Atrus. (That's a pretty deep cut; apologies to those who won't get it.)

Yep. Very first thing that came to my mind.

The last few years I've watched a considerable amount of Japanese anime on Netflix. I've come to the conclusion that - at least for anime - some of the content tags are misleading. For example, the 'nudity' tag really means, 'middle aged man's hairy ass.'

I want to say Minna Agechau but it turns out more people know about that than I thought.

Oh, what a coincidence I was gonna rant something similar to this. Had a sole proprietorship about 10 years ago and the most the BBB ever did for me was try to sell me apps and subscriptions they said would benefit my business.

Bachelor Chow

This is like when the company you work for gets bought out and you are kept employed just long enough to train the person who is taking your job.

"You guys watch Joe Don Baker movies?"

No cassowary? With the cassowary at my side I'd need nobody else.

The problem is, I keep buying those smallish golden potatoes to use in miso soup. Then my brain says, "You know, we could alternatively use these in curry" and make curry instead.

No context Like A Dragon / Yakuza 3

I just realized that out of the two copies I found, only one has this "VIDEO CALIBRATION" message pop up right at a point in the episode crucial to the plot. I feel like such a boob.

VIDEO CALIBRATION

Do you have any idea how hard it is for me to not make Japanese curry every single week?

You ended the clip on an absolute punch line.

Oh YeAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Yeah but I don't have invite permissions and there doesn't seem to be a link on the Rifftrax web site. In fact I don't even remember where I got the invite link because that was like six or more years ago. Oh, actually the bot in their Twitch channel posts the link regularly.

I invite you to watch Birdemic 3.

Jeeze, look how much less I weighed six years ago.

There's been speculation here and in Discord but I bet the reality will be much worse than what any of us expect.

Once upon a time it was perfectly normal to spend $60 or more for a single movie stored on a flimsy roll of magnetic tape that could - without warning - get chewed up by the device meant to play the movie.

The fact that if you search google for "Kiryu voice actor" the first result it gives you IS NOT Takuya Kuroda... that makes me want to vomit. Duckduckgo, on the other hand, gives the correct response.