Machu Pikacchu

Stop putting these shitbag liars on the television.

"Bigotry is okay if I think it's popular enough" is NOT something I would want to defend to St. Peter in the hereafter.

Heavy AND clean handed!

That there were ZERO preparations for retaliatory strikes is absolutely insane. I doubt the in-theater commands were even informed that the strikes on Iran were coming. I'm sure Congressional Republicans will be all over this just like they were about Benghazi.

*drinks*

Each day we stray further from God's light.

Oh cool we're using Heinlein as a model for our society now.

I was pretty stridently atheistic in my youth (in the West that is forgotten) because I thought religion was a relic of the unenlightened past and we didn't need it to provide morality or explain the universe anymore.

Now? I'm all

Also, even if this dumbass was right (he's not), there is a thing called reification!

Get the net.

No, Iran does not have any Tomahawk cruise missiles, it never has, and it never will.

Yeah, keep telling Americans to sacrifice. That has, historically, worked out very well!

Bubbles approves.

And this is just insanity.

Vaccines wouldn't exist for at least another 15 centuries.
It's easy not to raise taxes to provide food when you can just miracle it into existence.
Why am I trying to refute utter insanity.

Militant atheists are so goddamned tiresome.

Literal clownshoes.

Great. Now I want strawberries.

Perhaps @lisaguerrero.bsky.social or @brooklynmarie.bsky.social might know a thing or two about this.

Are staggering incompetence and serial lying good things to have wedded to the power of the US Attorney? Let's find out!

Ah yes, USAID imperialism, where we shipped food and medicine to poor people around the world to save their lives. Did we benefit from that? Yes, but not as much as ALL THE PEOPLE WHO WEREN'T FUCKING CORPSES.

And of course the state directly to the north of Mississippi is Michigan. Duh.

An offense to God.

Memphis, famously in Mississippi and right across the river rom *checks notes* half of Indiana. And I've heard of "the mouths of the Mississippi" but this is just ridiculous.

AI is gonna make us so much dumber.

And if a frog had wings it wouldn't bump its ass every time it jumped, dipshit.

I don't know why this is so difficult for so many people.

Dates from 1942, in fact. First used in Canada if memory serves.

I had not until now!

Trump gives Rubio and Vance new shoes after swearing about their footwear The president was said to have paused an ‘important’ meeting to castigate his vice-president and secretary of state’s ‘shitty shoes’

Good job, you stupid motherfuckers.

The Discourse has become sort of numb to the fact that the richest guy on earth and owner of a major social media platform just routinely spits out the kind of nakedly white supremacist shit that until a decade ago you rarely saw outside of places like Stormfront.