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“MARV”

@twittermarv

My name isn’t actually Marvin at all I just type things; there’s no unifying project here. Intolerable autocrat of tastes.

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a group of people pulling a statue of a man with ropes around his head ALT: a group of people pulling a statue of a man with ropes around his head

They should march the barrels of oil over land like this

12.03.2026 13:17 👍 34 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0

I’m always struck by the ill-fitting bra

12.03.2026 13:09 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Look at these three fucking freaks … pathetic bastards all

12.03.2026 13:07 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

I D I O T

12.03.2026 12:50 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Muted “Norwood” so let me know if anything interesting occurs involving former Red Wings and Blues defenseman Lee Norwood

12.03.2026 03:25 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Betting against themselves on Kalshi

12.03.2026 01:34 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Brett Michaels
Oh Jesus

12.03.2026 01:20 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Robert "The" Niro

12.03.2026 00:40 👍 38 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0

Man I can’t wait until it happens

11.03.2026 22:55 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

kinda weird to do the haha they’re gay for each other when their whole thing was raping girls

11.03.2026 20:58 👍 932 🔁 188 💬 12 📌 3

Gonna stick it strait up Hormuz

11.03.2026 19:48 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Goldwater Girl

11.03.2026 18:49 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This a good tourist ad

11.03.2026 18:35 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How are the Iranians supposed to hit me if they are aiming for California

11.03.2026 18:29 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

On the other timeline, we are making jokes on Twitter about GTA 7

11.03.2026 16:59 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

There’s nothing that 100 mesomorphs could ever do

11.03.2026 16:48 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Vajoina

11.03.2026 16:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Unreal!

11.03.2026 16:26 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

ZZZZZZRRRRMMMM

11.03.2026 16:23 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

lol why does Vance have such massive feet

11.03.2026 16:22 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Why dontcha fuck off
to
Electric Avenue?
You goofy, daft vagina

11.03.2026 16:20 👍 23 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

How many toilets in the lineup?

Less than 20, I could do it

11.03.2026 16:17 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Put your hands all over me, you damned sexy ape

11.03.2026 16:04 👍 18 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

You should stop right now

11.03.2026 16:02 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Kobe settled on “Black Mamba” after NIKE execs talked him out of his first choice: “Rape Snake”

11.03.2026 16:00 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

💣 💥

11.03.2026 15:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
2013 onion headline hating on then-Dallas QB Tony Romo

2013 onion headline hating on then-Dallas QB Tony Romo

Classic

11.03.2026 15:45 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

As god intended

11.03.2026 15:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The fed the poor without government or taxes is hysterical… well, yeah the book says he does it via miracle; this guy must be suggesting we do that instead

11.03.2026 15:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m not Christian, I don’t care either way; I’m only pointing out that the idea that Jesus wasn’t an actual guy is unserious academically

11.03.2026 15:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0