Zoey @Cirrus

I just got quoted $4,500 to get a family of raccoons out of my living room wall. Welcome home big baby puddin snatcher.

Who’s ready for the fuck-Drake-a-thon? You know I am.

I met a lady who was also buying urinary tract specialty cat food at the store and it felt a lot like meeting myself 20 years in the future. Let it be known that I’m still hot in my early 50s 👍

Bottled up Parakeet for the first time this year. She’s such a beauty and this time I added antioxidants. Hopefully we can retain this gorgeous natural color

Feeling fine! I’m a little disappointed that I didn’t seem to lose any fat but I don’t think I was drinking quite enough before for it to make a difference 😅

What a fuckin January to do dry January for the first time, eh?

I do really like the artwork on this bottle though 🫧

A bunch of people have emailed me, written in order comments, DMed me on various platforms…and I concede. I will bring back Street Racer this spring.

BUT YOU BETTER BUY IT. 💪🏻👀

This was one of the most surreal moments of the testing phase on this fragrance. A person (with a very good nose 😉) was able to read what I was going for nearly exactly. Coming in entirely blind. Incredible.

You’re doing too much! I’m going to likely do the updates to the webpage late tonight - ie midnightish. I have plenty! I can almost guarantee we won’t sell out so don’t stress, pls 🩵

They really weren’t kidding when they said “permanent adhesive”

Lmao. I immediately think of that one girl on tiktok who made vampire themed lip tints. 😁

I have seen a couple pretty scathing reviews for Landscaper Fan-Fic (a perfume I make). Saying it’s “too masculine.”

The concept of the fragrance is himbo from a romance novel weeds your garden, so idk what you want from me, Becca.

Same but different here. I wound up with the booktok crown that migrated over but I am borderline illiterate.

I’m going to miss your videos but I get it. Depending on how this all plays out I may be doing the same. 😔

You might be on to something tbh

Oh just add a tiny bit of natural coloring to your perfume, she said….It’ll be fun, she said.

Radioactive ass baja blast lookin juice 🤣🤣🤣

I have smelled a very close version of this and the reviews are in: GET YOUR NOSE ON THIS ASAP!! The marble note is remarkable. A romantic fig scent that has me yearning to walk barefoot, a candle’s glow lighting my way, through a castle’s overgrown sculpture garden. 10000/10 no notes

NEW FRAGRANCE ALERT!🚨

ENFORCED MODESTY
Coming January 24th

Notes: Fig leaf, ripening fig, marble, laurel wreaths, purple lilac, ivy, green mandarin, and creeping thyme

This is a set of pre-diluted perfumery materials that I have for sale on my website. The goal is to provide people with isolated materials and “notes” so they can get to know their likes, dislikes, and sensitivities for fragrance!

Nose training kits that were preordered for January will start shipping out tomorrow. 😁🩵

Can we talk about interest intersections in the perfume community? I have seen more fountain pen lovers here than nearly anywhere else and I’m loving it.

May we all write beautifully and sustainably forever.