Sasquatch

"I got my finger stuck in a bottle!"

...He looked so sad about it, too, holding it up so delicately.

"I don't wanna break it..."

“Hhmmph! Maybe there’s a special way we can prepare these! Let’s take em’ along just to see—”

His attention was then taken towards Figment, who was looking much colder than usual.

“Ooo uh, you gonna thaw out right?”

"Ohohahah! That's a good one!"

"Dis-huh?"

"They must be a rare breed!"

Naturally, he could help but sample one, squeezing it right into that massive maw of his and chewing it right up...

Then giving an awkward puff of cold air, blue in color? It didn't seem to be his own brand of cold breath.

"Phew, that's COLD cold!"

"Yoohoo! Over here!"

He'd wave back to Figment, and now that they'd reached warming land, there was a patch just for special bananas! They're were some kind of blue color, but they looked far from rotten or bruised.

"Take a look at these!"

Dancing around with a big stompy dance!

"We got a bountiful harvest this Christmas!"

"That's my lil pal! Let's go!"

He'd march off proudly toward their adventure! His big powerful feet thooming against the snowy ground and leaving prints.

"That holiday's only a few days away! I've been a good Bigfoot all year, so I hope I get somethin' nice!"

He'd start naming a list of things represented each by huge fingers.

"For right now, we can get some food! Gonna need energy to get around, then we're gonna take it easy! Sound good?"

"A Bigfoot light Me's always ready for adventure!"

He'd nod solemnly with a big and confident smile on his face.

"It's winter, so I'm even more active than usual!"

“Ya look pretty healthy too! Eatin’ right I hope!”

He’d say while giving him a Little more room to breathe.

A MEGA Sasquatch Hug!

"Oh yeah! I, kinda forgot what they're for." He'd scratch his head.

"Woohoo!"

And suddenly that demeanor turns to a big Sasquatch hug!

"Great, little guy!"

"Thanksgiving? Did you guys already celebrate that?"

He silently, stoically, rose a single giant hand.

He's standing next to the reader like Totoro.

“It’s gonna snow soon!”

"Nah, I changed my mind! Did you WANT me to shave though?"

“Y’know, I don’t gotta dress up. I’m big and scary as is!”

"For Halloween I'm gonna shave!"

"Boo!"

"You bet!"

He'd gleefully take the offered apple and munch right down on it!

"Heehee! Got away from what?"

"Hi! Hi!"

"The shoe fits! If I wore em'!"